CURRENT MISSION

to have and to hold the hot dog equivalent of every nation.

ABOUT ME

i am a microphone whore with the karaoke. tennis shoes are the only way that i will shake my bonbon. i consume large quantities of processed meats (hebrew nationals, vienna sausages, kielbasas, longanisas, lop cheong, hot links).... sweet sweet bourbon, rusty old scotches and various imported stouts.

Interests

food, food, food. lots of brown and white, meat-filled goods. and drinkie drinks are lovely. live clangity music and cold weather.

• dogs
• dining
• drinking
• music
• karaoke
• tennis

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

moskovsky station toilets. a spot on a ceramic ground. paper extra.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Ireland, Russian Federation, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States