CURRENT MISSION

Get into a fight with Salman Rushdie

ABOUT ME

3 years ago, my boss said to me: "you're becoming too ichy on the trigger. You know what happens when people like us get loos. Calm down, take a break, get yourself back in the line and come back". I said, fine. I lay down my Magnum 50 calibre model 500, got myself 30 crags of azerbajdanian votka and alcohol adiction. Couldn't get back on the job. A drunk hitman is a lousy shot. Figured that out when I shot my fat neighbour. She didn't feel a thing. 3 months later she was kicked by a car. Poor bastard behind the wheel broke his collar bone and insurance company grabbed him by the neck. Nevermind. So I worked in a circus. At first I was a hostess, a really nice one. Then I was a tiger. It was a lousy circus. Really bad one. Health inspection closed us up. They said the place was worse then a sewer and that animals cannot live in such a bad condition. They were actually talking about us. Because...there was no animals. You can't bribe the fuckers more than 3 months even in a third world country. I blame it on the internet and Bill Clinton. Then I wanted to work with children. But I figured it was a bad idea. Really bad idea. 6 moths in a prison changed me. Not in a good way. I got there by accident and by accident I got out. But that's another story. Now I'm taking dogs for a walk for a local bourgeoisie and thinking how to get my revenge. No money, no girlfriend, no real job. But I have my gun. And it's loaded.

PHILOSOPHY

One step ahead of law.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I participate participating

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

None whatsoever.

兴趣

sport climbing, music, band cooking, culture, society, nature, world, guns.

• animals
• dogs
• culture
• cooking
• modeling
• music
• sports
• rock climbing
• law

音乐、电影和书籍

Good movies....good books

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Caught a bullet with my fist. 2 weeks in hospital, 3 surgeries and severe tendon problems.

教，学，和分享

Climbing

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

Stories

我游览过的国家

Albania, Armenia, Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, France, Georgia, Greece, India, Iran, Italy, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Macedonia, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Nepal, Philippines, Romania, Serbia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Viet Nam

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