CURRENT MISSION

Get into a fight with Salman Rushdie

ABOUT ME

3 years ago, my boss said to me: "you're becoming too ichy on the trigger. You know what happens when people like us get loos. Calm down, take a break, get yourself back in the line and come back". I said, fine. I lay down my Magnum 50 calibre model 500, got myself 30 crags of azerbajdanian votka and alcohol adiction. Couldn't get back on the job. A drunk hitman is a lousy shot. Figured that out when I shot my fat neighbour. She didn't feel a thing. 3 months later she was kicked by a car. Poor bastard behind the wheel broke his collar bone and insurance company grabbed him by the neck. Nevermind. So I worked in a circus. At first I was a hostess, a really nice one. Then I was a tiger. It was a lousy circus. Really bad one. Health inspection closed us up. They said the place was worse then a sewer and that animals cannot live in such a bad condition. They were actually talking about us. Because...there was no animals. You can't bribe the fuckers more than 3 months even in a third world country. I blame it on the internet and Bill Clinton. Then I wanted to work with children. But I figured it was a bad idea. Really bad idea. 6 moths in a prison changed me. Not in a good way. I got there by accident and by accident I got out. But that's another story. Now I'm taking dogs for a walk for a local bourgeoisie and thinking how to get my revenge. No money, no girlfriend, no real job. But I have my gun. And it's loaded.

PHILOSOPHY

One step ahead of law.

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I participate participating

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

None whatsoever.

Intereses

sport climbing, music, band cooking, culture, society, nature, world, guns.

• animals
• dogs
• culture
• cooking
• modeling
• music
• sports
• rock climbing
• law

Música, películas y libros

Good movies....good books

Algo increíble que he hecho

Caught a bullet with my fist. 2 weeks in hospital, 3 surgeries and severe tendon problems.

Enseña, aprende, comparte

Climbing

Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones

Stories

Países que he visitado

Albania, Armenia, Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, France, Georgia, Greece, India, Iran, Italy, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Macedonia, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Nepal, Philippines, Romania, Serbia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Viet Nam

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