CURRENT MISSION

She refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.

ABOUT ME

I have dated two guys at the same time, completely
double-timing both of them, until one of them won
out. Temporarily.
first boyfriend was so hot sometimes I
seriously thought my mom had tracked him down and
paid him to date me.
I have had three marriage proposals.
Do not come between me and my Hitachi Magic Wand.
rarely remember my dreams. This has not always been
the case.
Gay people should be able to be married. End of
story.
I can put both of my legs behind my head.
I hate white socks and white underwear.
I get jealous very easily.
I wear the smallest bra size on the face of the
earth.

PHILOSOPHY

The whole damn shabang and they ain't brang the pasta.

Por que estou no Couchsurfing?

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

none.

Interesses

karl marx
underwear
playing flute
anne boleyn
vintage
cash
fighting
screaming
playing with stuffed animals
get a monkey tattoo
hold my grandchildren
young males
penetration

• animals
• magic

Músicas, Filmes e Livros

Norwegian Wood-Haruki Murakami
A Clockwork Orange
The Pipettes

Uma Coisa Incrível que Eu Fiz

frontal lobotomy.
dumped by SMS on wedding day.
How many people are having an orgasm right now?
Fifteen.