(disclaimer to all the nice people) - I had several super shitty experiences on this platform, including one that almost made me quit, so I thought to make this list after all those experiences :)

There is a high chance that I can host you, but here's a list of things that you should consider:
- that we're hosting people in order to make new friends
- you should be able to speak English
- drink beer/wine
- help us around the house (help me with dirty dishes and normal stuff like this)
- drama ends at the door... i don't care if you broke up or you're searching the meaning of life or.... I have my own stuff to deal with
- that we're paying to be on this platform as you do, so this is not a f'king airbnb
- we're not looking to offer you a job, this is not f'king work&travel
- not helping you with your visa problems... (unless you're a super nice soul - looking at you Damian)
- you're not a cheapskate
- we're not vegetarian/vegan, but we're friendly about any food behavior
if you leave your drama at the door as said above, we're good
- no dracula, no old city, no casa poporului bullshit pls... it's a nice country, if you don't know nothing about it, that's not a problem.. if you're not interested in it, still ok... but I'm tired of touristic bullshit
I'm not here to provide any help/luggage service/any other bullshit
####you have google as I do, be smart and use your internet wisely

Regarding me:

Wrong jokes in wrong moments make friends laugh harder!

I have ~8 yrs volunteering xp with kids
I have a dark humor and a sick imagination
- opened to new food
- social drinker
- rolled tobacco smoker

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

tbh, I'm willing to quit
meet some cool people, but the amount of bullshit users is unbearable

兴趣

• culture
• music festivals
• music
• dance

音乐、电影和书籍

Music :
oriental + balkanik music
80s, 90s dance
romani music
jazz + funk + rock
psytrance, hiphop and much more..
you can check my playlists and make an idea :
https://soundcloud.com/io-rege/sets
dj sets, mcing, producing
NO K-POP -
dunno, it doesn't get me
if you're a k-pop fan, please help me understand it

movies - duh, my life is a movie

books - I can write some, but maybe later

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Managed to not burn any kitchen (yet)!
This (kinda) solves world hunger?
(maybe) A NOBEL PRIZE!

nah, rlly, I'm doing cool stuff most of the time
I envy myself, muhahahaha!

教，学，和分享

Teach me master!
Learn, drink, fight!
Share and like!

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

a great night, an aspirin and a good coffee

我游览过的国家

Austria, Bulgaria, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Moldova, Romania, Spain, Turkey

我居住过的国家

Romania