CURRENT MISSION

to prove that John Titor is a real time traveler

ABOUT ME

I work at a convenience store and sell beer to frat boys by day (and night), and count down the days until the semester ends by night. If everyone listened to me the world would have a lot less problems. I am quiet in large groups. I have never been in a fight (although my sister gave me a black eye). My best friend stabbed me in the eye with a pencil in 1st grade. I love the desert more than the mountains. I'm not a huge fan of ice cream and I don't like vodka. I keep a close watch on this heart of mine and I'm not sure if I will ever have children. I like wine that comes in a jug and whiskey that comes in plastic containers. I currently own my dream car which is a 20 year old volvo wagon.

PHILOSOPHY

Mo money, mo problems

Interests

bike repair/building, climbing

• wine
• beer
• cycling
• backpacking
• surfing
• rock climbing
• anthropology
• mountains

Music, Movies, and Books

Kurt Vonnegut Jr., B. Traven, Royal Tenenbaums, Zardoz, The Flaming Lips, Edward Abbey, Snatch, Douglas Adams, Punch Drunk Love, Radiohead, Millie Vanilli.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I thought I saw a giant spider web stretching between to canyon walls while backpacking in Arches NP.

Teach, Learn, Share

Know: slacklining, english
Learning: spanish, bicycle building, women, anthropology
Want to learn: trad climbing, surfing, mandolin, CPR