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  • 13 References 8 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in Czech, English, German, Silesian; learning Latin, Polish
  • 27, Male
  • Member since 2011
  • Does this mean I should occupy a country?
  • Our tribal leader taught us how to read
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About Me


Become a better self


I am xy years old, I love long walks along the river, chatting with my friends and corporate fascism.

I come from a place in Northern Bohemia which has breathtaking natural landscape and breathtakingly stupid people.
Most Internationals who come there regret their decision instantly.
Maybe one day, I'll change it.


Live and let live. And if someone doesn't agree, let's kill the motherfucker!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I hosted while I was in Prague, but no one ever comes to Frankfurt (Oder), can't figure it out. Sure, the city is dead, but why wouldn't people want to visit?


Pretty good so far (although I would really love not getting CS request for Oktoberfest in Munich /Christmas Markets/beer festivals in Prague, etc. There is more to life than the most commercial crap you can find)


History, Meeting people who have something interesting to say, history, interesting music , Social issues and Politics, Photography, Travelling and hitchhiking, Pomade, Retro Hairstyles, history, Architecture, Expressionist Architecture,
Trianon, Expressionist movies, history, South Park, Sudetenland, Winnieh the Pooh, possibility of a hipster genocide, Building a Wall between East and West Germany again, Contemplating the Greatness of the Spaghetti Monster

  • architecture
  • photography
  • festivals
  • oktoberfest
  • beer
  • politics
  • movies
  • traveling
  • socializing
  • music
  • cycling
  • history
  • hitchhiking
  • tours

Music, Movies, and Books

Music - basically everything that ISN'T Helena Fischer, Justin Bieber or Nickelback

Also DJ Ötzi should be deported to Siberia
Also - Coldplay is fascism

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Not died

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to style your hair with pomade, teach you czech language, give you tips on how to get lost wherever you go.
I have a Theoretical Degree in Theoretical Physics

What I Can Share with Hosts

Tips on how to get out of Frankfurt as fast as possible

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Tunisia, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Czech Republic, Germany, Poland

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