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To conquer Asia, Oceania and one more continent of my choice
In reality, I am a middle-aged obese japanese man. I want you to be my waifu.
As you can read up there, my name is Bernardo Kaiser - or just Kaiser - and I don't really know how to describe myself. I go to law school, but that's not important, I expend most of my free time in the internet or with my friends but that's not important either.
So, i really liked the idea of couchsurfing but sadly I can't host anyone right now. However, i would be very happy to show you my city, which i love or just sit down and have a drink.
In this life we don't learn nothing. Every is experience is completely different from the other. So let's live all there is to live or else we'll just end up dry and hollow, thinking we learned something on the way
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I hope that i can be usefull to this great idea even if i can't host anyone
I like meeting people, even if i'm a little shy in the beginning. I enjoy simply sitting in a bar, talk and let time pass. I love music, cinema, soccer, travelling and a whole bunch of other things that i can't really remeber right now
Music, Movies, and Books
Movies: Tarkovski,Herzog, Monty Python, Fellini, Jodorowsky, Scorsese, Kubrick, Cronenberg. B-movies, comedies, surrealism, cinema in general.
Books: I think my Latin-America makes the best literature in the world, sorry other countries. But i'm not radical, Calvino, Eco, Joyce, Kapuzcinski, Infinite Jest, Kafka and some other guys and books also have a place in my heart
Music: This kind of changes all the time. I like The Smiths, Black Sabbath, Radiohead, Punk Rock, Indie Rock, Brazilian music, some hipster Metal but who knows what I might be liking next week...
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
You can ask me that on my deathbed. Perhaps then I will be able to answer
Teach, Learn, Share
I have no idea if I even have anything to teach to anyone, but i'm open to learn what I can
What I Can Share with Hosts
I can cook! Food! Edible food!
Countries I’ve Visited
Argentina, Austria, Bahamas, Belgium, Belize, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Czech Republic, Ecuador, France, Germany, Guatemala, Hungary, Israel, Italy, Jordan, Mexico, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Palestine, Peru, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Vatican City State
Countries I’ve Lived In
Brazil, Costa Rica