CURRENT MISSION

To conquer the world

ABOUT ME

I was born a few years ago on a Sunday afternoon. I go by a lot of nicknames. V(ee), DLW, Vaness, Va-nay-nay, Nessa, Estradita, Vanessiux, Vanessa Traviesa, Vanessa Mayonesa and this one has just been added "smellie", but Taquito is probably my favorite. I'm a Smog Geisha, an Aztec Princess, a Flower Natzi, a Book Whore, a Spicy Taquito, an Angel sent from the Heavens to fight evil powers and to drive like a Formula 1 driver.....bwahaha!! UGHHHH!! Can't stand slow drivers on the left lane. I get very animated talking about food. Actually I consider food to be ORGASMIC. i.e; shrimp tikka masala with garlic naan and portobello mushroom sandwhich from the Turf Club. I could probably eat spicy tuna handrolls and drink hot sake pretty much everrrrrryday!! Wonton soup and fresh spring rolls make me melt. I'm quite good at foosball and I'm a pro at texting. Can't get enough of Asian Horror Films. For the last couple of years I've asked Santa Claus to bring me a 1968 chevy camaro. I've waited anxiously and I have come to the conclusion that is never gonna happen. Now I want a motorcycle. I think I prefer manual transmission over automatic. I'm addicted to BEER, coffee, running, 2-buck Shaw, and lemon AND I'm in love with toilet seat covers. I dislike mayonnaise, bbq sauce, ppl that spit and ppl that pee all over the toilet seat and don't clean it.....yukkkkk!!! Perrier sparkling water cures my hangovers. I love to travel even tho I hate to fly. I want to conquer the world. I'm obssesed with accents, toilet paper, flowers and high heels. I have speedboats for trainers. I have a foot fetish without the "shrimping" hehe!! I love to give massages. I want to be like Anthony Bourdain. Vainilla Latte makes my heart beat. I really reaaaaally dislike reggaeton. GOD!! NO ME GUSTA LA GASOLINA!! I HATE REGGAETON!! I LOVE ART!! I enjoy going to the beach and drinking Tecate with Clamato and lemon, eating lobster burritos from Don Bravos or crab cake sandwhiches from Point Loma Seafood....yummm!! Love moms, love the gym, love my friends, love to play with my hair, actually I play with my hair TOO much and I love my two adorable shih tzus :)

PHILOSOPHY

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead" *BUKOWSKI*

Interests

Mud running, dancing, intense shopping, cheap travel, beer chugging, wine sipping, FOOD, reading and JUST BEING MYSELF

• arts
• books
• dancing
• dining
• seafood
• wine
• beer
• coffee
• bbq
• running
• drinking
• clubbing
• flying
• shopping
• flowers
• movies
• reading
• traveling
• beaches

Music, Movies, and Books

I love love love love Bukowski. Bringing Down the House, Post Office, Disco Bloodbath, How To Be Good, The Da Vinci Code, Kite Runner, Dry, Running with Scissors, Magical Thinking, Women, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Middlesex, The Time Traveler's Wife, The Secret Life of Bees, James and the Giant Peach, Pulp, Ham on Rye, Snuff, The Road, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking the Girl, The Story of O.....

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Brazil, Costa Rica, France, Germany, Italy, Mexico, Netherlands, Puerto Rico, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom, United States, Vatican City State

Countries I’ve Lived In

Mexico, United States

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