Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

I love to travel and meet people, amongst other cliche things people desperate enough to use couch surfer probably say.

I do like people, but more importantly I love humor. If we don't laugh till our sides hurt then I'm sorry, but most likely that means it was your fault.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

The Hilton hotel wasn't having their, "Bitch about the broken AC for an extra free three nights," sale and now I'm either sleeping on your couch or pulling an all nighter at a bar, screaming at miserable reruns of The View

Music, Movies, and Books

Books: The Internet Is A Playground; Greek Rural Postmen and their Cancellation Numbers

Music: Obviously anything but country (do we even have to ask this question anymore)?

Movies: Anything with Nicholas Cage or a Nickelback song in the soundtrack. Also, can we all agree that Star Wars would be nothing without Jar Jar Binks?

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once defended an entire tribe from a killer ant onslaught in the Bolivian Mountains using only four gallons of river water and rusty garden hoe

What I Can Share with Hosts

I can teach you how to buy a week's worth of groceries for $20 and a winning smile