Hello! My name is Evan, I'm 24, NC native, studying online. This summer, my wife Briana and I renovated a van into a tiny house.
Beginning november 16, we began a road trip to Florida in an attempt to escape the winter.
On the 22nd, we can into some potential mechanical trouble, and all of the repair shops are closing for the holiday until Monday.
Given that we have a perfectly good van, and are otherwise pretty broke, it seems like a waste to stay in a hotel until then.
So: anyone want to trade a place to park for the hundreds of terrible jokes I have memorized? You won't regret it.

About me: avid reader and lover of tangential conversations. Everything is an analogy for something, memorization is my worst nightmare and being bored is like that way they used to interrogate witches, stacking stones on their chests til they died or confessed.

Good at: getting along with dogs, explaining things.

Bad at: containing laughter while other people are trying to sleep.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

See "about me".

Interests

camping biking reading racquetball internet movies composing conversation sleep

• animals
• dogs
• movies
• reading
• cycling
• camping
• racquetball
• teaching
• mathematics

Music, Movies, and Books

oh god. um,

- MOVIES: melancholia, memento, seven psychopaths, the fall, eternal sunshine, anything by the super coen bros or wes anderson, and There Will Be Blood.
I also like goofy things, lord knows, but these are the ones that hit hardest the first time.

- BOOKS: 100 years of solitude, Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, lots of Palahniuk, John dies at the end will always have a special place in my gag reflex, and I once spent an entire semester reading through "The Last Psychiatrist" blog archive instead of paying any attention to my HTML class.
Slate Star Codes is my favorite active essayist.

MUSIC: melodies>lyrics

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I swam with those phosphorescent algae in pitch darkness, that was cool.

What I Can Share with Hosts

I can tutor most math up to calculus, if you need help with that. Want to learn the rules to Texas Hold 'Em in five minutes flat? Need a bunch of strange assorted facts about animal genitalia?

I can mow your lawn. I can buy your groceries. Do you have a dog? I will walk the shit out of your dog. Do you need a campfire lit? I can have that sucker roaring in no time.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, Colombia, Czech Republic, Greece, Hungary, Netherlands, Poland, Turkey

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States