CURRENT MISSION

SITREP; Boredom. I want to see anything that I haven't yet seen. ANYTHING

ABOUT ME

Convicted for pastry molestation, twice. I'm the award winning author of "A Concise history of boobies in Film". I am a Biclops. I invented Playstation, sexual intercourse, gunfights, and baloney, in that order. In my spare time I enjoy both raising, and eating, dalmations.

myah.

I don't take much seriously, and I can't stop wandering around in places I don't belong. I blame it on all the Kerouac and Hemingway I devoured in my youth. Also, the paint chips.

PHILOSOPHY

Give a man a buffalo, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to buffalo, and that doesn't make any sense.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I don't yet know, I'm still despoiling these pure white rectangles with silly black words. I'll get back to you.

兴趣

-Hiking
-Hunting
-Fishing
-Historical sights
- Boozening of Gonzo extremes
-Literature
- General weirdness

• writing
• literature
• painting
• fishing
• hiking
• hunting
• history

音乐、电影和书籍

All books. I'm like that Twilight Zone guy, only not fat.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

Sailed up to within 500 ft of the Glacier in Tracy arm. Watched it calve. Prepared for Heavy Roll.

教，学，和分享

The cheapest cowboy hats in the world are sold on Ontario Mohawk reserves. Some of the most heavily armed places in Canada are these Mohawk reserves.

If you're currently sporting a mohawk, don't remove your hat to try on these tantalizingly cheap cowboy hats. That's just stupid.

我游览过的国家

Japan, United States

我居住过的国家

Canada

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