Married. Couple of Kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 Gameboys. Looking for someone to bring to family events so they'll stop thinking something's wrong with me.
Wait! This is not even a dating site..
You know what, this stuff took me like 5 minutes to write, I'm not even gonna delete it.

I like dogs.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Being very straight forward now:

I'm moving to Sweden (Jonkoping) on the 25th of January to finish college - Yes I am not a retard like my bio suggests! - And I need a place to stay in on that night.

So I guess it would be cool to meet someone local and share horror stories with.

Interests

Fun fact:

If you took out somebody's small intestine and stretched it all the way out from end to end, you would go to jail.

• tacos

Music, Movies, and Books

Not trying to be obnoxious here, but do you really care what kinda books I like??

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

This one time I ate like 20 chicken nuggets!

What I Can Share with Hosts

I don't smoke weed, so I'm not sharing any of that stuff if that's what you're asking..

Countries I’ve Lived In

Ireland