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  • 34 References 30 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Scots; learning Sign Language - International, Spanish
  • 36, Male
  • Member since 2007
  • not quite an architect/ Drum builder
  • architecture school/ raised by badgers till the age of n ...
  • From The Hump of the Shotts
  • Profile 95% complete

About Me


drink tea


I build Cajon drums for a living and love to play music. I play the guitar and the drums, paint stuff, take photos of stuff and stuff. Not really but a well placed piece of taxidermy would reall be cool in my workshop. Maybe a badger playing a violin like a double bass or a squirrel in a toy plane. Love to travel around when the operchancity does present itself. Also like painting but nowadays i just seem to spend all my time on the computer.


my personal philosophy would be really philosophicaly personal if when ever i thought of something it entered the cosmos and philosified about how it was thought of and wondered who the thinker was then philosiphied that it must be someone rambling gibberish into a couchsurfing profile.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I participate by trying to stick stuff to walls with magic tape, there's not really anything magic about magic tape and the things generally come unstuck and land on other things that are stuck to the things they are stuck to (gravity is quite sticky). Thats not really participating but i dont know what participating means, i would check the dictionary but i stuck that to the curtain rail, ill wait for it to fall n then rethink the whole matter.


Stayed with lots of people in europe when i was travelling, all of them awesome. And now I have my own place in glasgow, time to invite some of you guys over and give you a taste of glasgow hospitality.

some of the surfers found the accent a bit too hard to grasp. It's in the vowels.
I do try to soften for the unaccustomed so dont think twice about asking what the fuck i just said.


1-listing things that interest me in order of interest
2-numbering the listings with numbers

  • drinking
  • traveling
  • painting
  • magic
  • music
  • guitar
  • violin
  • drums

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies watched and enjoyed ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Donnie Darko, belleville rendez vous, metropolis, o' brother where art thou, bad boy bubby, national lampoons christmas vacation, zatoichi, ameile, stalker, hero, totoro my neighbour, dark horse, waking life, you certainly dont mess with the zohan, lost boys, eraserheed, colour me kubrick, bourne idendity & supremecy,

Books read & enjoyed)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
stone junction, fup and not fade away [jim dodge][anything by chuck palahniuk, george orwell, tolkien]
the artist of the floating world [kazuo ishiguro] tracy emin's autobiography, the architecture of the jumping universe [charles jenkes] the vampire chronicles [anne rice]

busking when the leeve breaks in amsterdam - Getatchew Mekuria's sax sounds with the ex - playing two notes at nearly the same pitch and letting them worrble - the blues tunes where the band can be faintly heard shouting "yeah!" in the back > the intro to floaty by the foos < skip james's's voice ) the yak yaking of the digge > reggae bass lines } jack white's slide solos * rage against the machine's rage r@a Ta@t T@@T ' Faries wear boots and you gotta believe mea / the sincerity when dan aurbach sings "baby when i roll, i roll deep, so much so, I couldn't get no sleep" breaking a string tuning down? the sinister pedal organ in glasgow cathedral's basement

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

one time i spat up into the air after a heavy session of drinking liquids containing alcohol and sugar, a pigeon flew over and jobbybombed on the spog with a jobbybomb, intentionally or not, it remains a mystery, when they colided something amazing happend which, well what happend was,..... well isnt it obvious.

Teach, Learn, Share

dont: chew wasps (still buzzing)
eat yellow snow
wipe your arse with jaggy nettles
pee into the wind
do flips off a wardrope onto a bed whilst pished (or ever actually)
stand and watch someone getting arrested on guy
fawkes nite in glasgow

do: whatever else

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Belgium, France, Germany, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, Spain, Thailand, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United Kingdom

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