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  • Fluent in English, French, Spanish; learning Italian, Russian
  • 31, Male
  • Member since 2007
  • being fabulous. Read my book:èg...
  • modern literature at the university La Sorbonne (Paris IV)
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About Me


Find the Holy Grail, I'm sure it would look great on my Mum's chimney


4 things or beings make me happy:


4 things or beings make me unhappy;

raisins in salads

Outside of that, I'm cool with anything.

I get bored very fast, so I keep my backpack with me pretty much all the time. Also, it looks cool.

Little update : I wrote the text above three years ago and now I realize how cocky it sounds. Anyway, I'm still an arrogant fuck, but now I have a proper job and I stopped judging (most of) people.
Oh, and I published a book ( It's about pancakes and unicorns.


"I make for my goal, I follow my course; over the loitering and tardy will I leap. Thus let my on-going be their down-going!"
Nietzsche, "Thus spoke Zarathustra" (Mwaaahhhhaaaahhhhhaaaa, sardonic laugh)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I surfed hundreds of couches on 4 continents. I even sometimes surf my own couch just to know how it feels./>


In Colombia, I slept on a big orange stinky couch and I loved that, so if you have a big orange stinky couch, please contact me.
Also, during my trips, I slept on all kinds of crazy mattresses, beds, futons, floors or hammocks. Thanks a lot to all my hosts, I will never forget you guys.


Reading, writing, singing, road triping, and most of all making my life a little more exciting (or maybe less boring) everyday.

Little update : that definitely sounds cheesy but I will leave it here as a reminder of how cheesy I can be.

  • cats
  • writing
  • books
  • singing
  • coloring
  • cheese
  • clubbing
  • reading
  • backpacking
  • religion

Music, Movies, and Books

Philosophy: Nietzsche, Nietzsche and NIETZSCHE!!!!!!!
Litterature: Thomas Hardy (not the actor), Russell Banks, On the Road (Kerouac), Waltenberg (Heddi Kaddour), Cien anos de Soledad (G. Garcia Marquez), Germinal (Zola), L-F Celine, Vian, Gide, H. S. Thompson, Proust, London.
Poetry: Ginsberg, Rimbaud, Musset, John Keats, Antonin Artaud...
Movies: Trainspotting, Fight Club, Citizen Kane, Harrold and Maude, Le Voyage sur la Lune (Melies), Burton, Gilliam, Kubric...
Music: Arcade Fire,, Arctic Monkeys, Alt-J, Ghinzu, Young Galaxy, Cat Stevens, Noir Desir, Tetes Raides, Bjork, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Of Montreal...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Somebody suddenly dying in front of me; me burning my own hair ; a guy with a beard repeating he's going to RRRRRRRRichmond; three ghosts; four goats; one sexual overdose; so many people picking me up even though I had a three-week beard and a three-week smell; 4557 and a half parisian nights; a thousand young Germans pewking at the same time on a hill; so many fucked up relationships; two riots in Paris; two scars sculpted by the cops; 5 nights in a jail; my Mum saying maybe she's proud of me; the end of my novel. I'm not finished, just lazy.

Little update : cheesy... and awkward.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to eat a Flamby in 2 seconds, fart with your ears, perfectly throw a Coca Cola bottle on a battalion of cops, make people believe you are the new messiah, get kicked out of three night clubs in one night, save people from suicide.

What I Can Share with Hosts

My Game Boy Color.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Croatia, Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, India, Ireland, Italy, Liechtenstein, Malaysia, Mexico, Monaco, Paraguay, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sri Lanka, Switzerland, Thailand, Tunisia, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Vatican City State, Venezuela

Countries I’ve Lived In

Argentina, Austria, Canada, France, Mexico

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