Theo the Moose

Vanersborg, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden

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About Me


Life. In all its rawness and beauty.


Y'ello! Nomadic gardener in continuos search for truth in whichever form it may manifest. In the void of that ultimate truth consuming my existence to the point where it becomes my reality I fill my life with music, joy, friends, learning, beautiful discussions, hugs, dumpsterdiving, hitchhiking and whatever other joyous ventures come my way.

I try to practice vipassana meditation as well as yoga on a daily basis, always joyous to share either of these, not that I am very good but fun can be had anyways haha.

Aye: Since CS became C$ I am changing to bewelcome and prefer to be messaged through it. (or for my profile)


Grow every day, smile every day, give every day and recieve every day. The present is the best place to be. The 6 yogas give me much guidance.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I spend a lot of time observing trees, the ancients have a lot to teach.


once i surfed a couch down a hill in turkey and fell on my face when it hit the curb?


I can safely be put in a box based on my interests with keywords such as: hitchhiking because i hate moving, everything trans (i really love languages), anarcho-primitivism because of the ancient trees that guard us, i can only guess how weirded out you are if you are actually reading this but rest in peace it is merely my strange sense of humour, persuit of happiness because i want to live a life in a house made from plasterboard and eat meat from a factory all my life, aesthetics because i appreciate the replacement of trees by grey concrete monsters, alternative lifestyles because we're definitely not moving towards an orwellian society and even if we were I would do absolutely nothing to stop it, dumpster diving because consumerism is my relgion, permaculture because obviously it is in this planets best interest that human culture (i.e. destruction of wilderness for the creation of systems meant to serve only or primarily humans instead of thousands of species) stays 'permanent' (that is an actual ongoing philosophical pickle I have) ,longboarding, Rainbow Gatherings because hippies are dirty filthy bastards with the most beautiful smiles you will ever see and gypsy is my nation if I would be forced to pick one, travelling in non-western countries because I hate amazing people, joyous music and people that aren't trying to save up to buy a new car after using their 'old' car for 4 years while taking me into their life more generously than would their suburban western counterpart, sustainability because its just a hippie idea to try to reduce environmental destruction, silliness because my secret dream is to wake up at 7 every morning to go to a job i don't like that eats 40 hours of my week so i can pay for things i dont need, pretending I'm smart because then people think im stupid while I may in fact actually have my head of my shoulders relatively well and as such have the upper hand, anthropology for reasons obvious once you meet me.


and a various concoction of other things that I don't feel obliged to list here for reasons classified.

oh oh oh and cuddling up to watch a movie or documentary with a warm cup of herbal tea every now and then is not to be forgotten... :)

Music, Movies, and Books

Nasio Fontaine, Dan Mangan , Manu Chao plus so many others

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Errhhh... too narcissistic. I did however fall in love at some point at that was pretty bemusingly scary in its amazingness.

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach: Everything I know (not much to be honest)

Learn: Everything you know (hopefully more than me)

Share: Everything I have (you're allowed to give me a bitchslap if I dont)

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Andorra, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Indonesia, Iraq, Italy, Kosovo, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malaysia, Monaco, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Papua New Guinea, Poland, Romania, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Zimbabwe

Countries I’ve Lived In

Antarctica, Australia, Greenland, South Africa, Sweden, Turkey, United States

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