CURRENT MISSION

Traveling town-to-town, looking for cheap beer, single serving friends and a temp jobs for gas money.

ABOUT ME

Heavy sarcasm and an endless supply of movie quotes. In other words: we're exactly like every other person in the world who thinks they're funny, but not. Har, har.

Anyway: This summer we are traveling town-to-town, meeting lots of people and looking for snort-laughter/pee-your-pants fun from any person, place or thing we can come across. Here's our little FB explanation. Feel free to join our group/ fan page:

Two penniless idiots go cross-country in search of jobs, single serving friends and consuming their own body weight in cheap alcoholic beverages.

Playing guitar and singing for money? Yup.

Putting on a leg brace and doing some retarded panhandling? Naturally.

Faking a fistfight to get out of a bar tab? Coming soon.

Eating a freshly killed coyote? God, I hope so.

Anything can happen. We're aiming for the bizarre. Starting mid-May and ending...uh...when we blow through our puny savings. Or get arrested. Or stabbed by a cheap hooker's slimy stiletto. Whatever comes first!

PHILOSOPHY

It's better to be a smart-as than a dumb-ass.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Right now, we're trying the couch surfing thing for the first time. Looking for some experience. If it seems like a good deal, we'd definitely be up for hosting surfers when we get back from our trip.

IF we ever make it back, that is. I'm planning on feeding Holli to some Louisiana gators, then heading for the border.

Just kidding.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

None yet!

Interests

Writing, playing guitar, singing, fishing, camping, climbing random things, eating unhealthy food/garbage and meeting as many people--loud or quiet, drunk or sober, good or bad-- as humanly possible.

• writing
• singing
• dining
• beer
• traveling
• guitar
• fishing
• camping
• surfing
• rock climbing

Music, Movies, and Books

Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Hollis Gillespie, Tucker Max, Douglas Adams, Chuck Bukowski and Cormac McCarthy.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Once, I tried to revive a dying man just by screaming, "He's alive, he's alive." When that didn't work, I yelled "

Teach, Learn, Share

Always pack enough underwear.

Countries I’ve Visited

Peru

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States