CURRENT MISSION

Be zef to death.

ABOUT ME

I'm very fast, probably the fastest flamingo phoebe runner you've ever had the mixed pleasure of witnessing. I make cultural references to distract others from my glaring defects; I've been called the Kanye West of my generation. I like my food spicy and my sideways glances icy. I use physics to defend my ideologies, which are often in gross disconnect with reality. I enjoy reading and hiking, trying to be a more responsible writer because when the aliens come, and they will come, we will be all held liable.

PHILOSOPHY

If you're about it, be about it.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I'm a person.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Cool.

Interests

Pick-up lines, falsifying emotions, riding my bicycle, Indian Food, Sushi, Pizza, Bagels (Everything, cause you gotta have them all: Pokemon), Drinking, Reading, Starting Projects I never finish, butchering the French language, writing my dreams down and then comparing them with my homies, staying of the grid, (See my FB and Twitter Feeds) racking up debt, rack ball, crazy women, walking up mountains looking around then sliding down mountains, honesty.

• writing
• literature
• dining
• indian food
• coffee
• walking
• drinking
• reading
• hiking
• physics
• mountains

Music, Movies, and Books

Salinger, PK Dick, Happy Potter, Vonnegut Feeling, Die Antwoord, Cats Hitting Stuff, ^, Gummo, MY MOVIE, Trust, Hitchhikers Guide, yadayada

Currently reading Blindness By Jose Saramago (Only 2 pages left, stay tuned)
Pssh read that ages ago (and I never got to finish it cause I left it on a bench! So let me know what happened.
Anyway now I'm reading the Ramayana.. Eh.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once saw a golden retriever DRIVING a car.

Teach, Learn, Share

I know everything about coffee/preparation of. I can teach bravery. I know stick-shift, but you probably do too. I can hoola hoop. Summarizing great pieces of literature so you don't have to read them.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Canada, Colombia, Croatia, Czech Republic, England, Estonia, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Netherlands, Poland, Slovenia, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States