I CANNOT AND WILL NOT HOST. i’ve gotten too many messages asking for it and so I want to be clear.

• I'm a super cool gal, full of fun! Slightly obnoxious but very friendly. • Adores dogs with eyes that look in different directions, but fear of slobber only lets me admire from afar. • Loves hanging out with people particularly delicious to mosquitoes so that they are bitten instead of me • Really dislikes the use of smiley faces during text • @mcdonaldsmaiden

Perché sono iscritto su Couchsurfing

I haven't particularly participated in Couchsurfing yet although I do use hangouts when I am a lonely little bumpkin. I usually opted to stay in hostels when I travel because I like meeting lots of people at the same time, but haven't met many locals intimately in this way which I think CS is a great platform for.

Interessi

Cooking, design, and frolicking about,

• architecture
• design
• fashion
• street art
• cooking
• jazz
• snowboarding
• rock climbing
• mcdonalds
• flossing
• beating people at board games
• looking at butts

Una cosa incredibile che ho fatto

WAS A MCDONALDS SECRET SHOPPER I LOVE MCDONALDS & IT LOVES ME!!

One and only disappointment in my decades of McDonalds experiences: When I happened upon McDonalds in the Bangkok subway station, to my delight, I saw those special country-specific menu items that America is not granted with -- a fried sweet corn pie! Several bahts less and pie in hand, I giddily exited the line, popped the pie out of its paper wrapper and took a fulfilling bite -- only it wasn't so. The filling to crust ratio was incredibly low, the pie itself was room-temperature, which would have been passable if the crust hadn't coated my tongue with a layer of cold oil, the kind of feeling reminiscent to eating too much day-old movie theatre popcorn and the roof of your mouth and the back of your teeth gets a slick glaze of artificial butter-spray and no please no more no more! Otherwise, Big and tasties, McRibs, chicken nug nugs, french fries come to me~

Insegna, impara, condividi

Did you know elephants have prehensile penises: that means they can grab things those talented little dildos!

Cosa posso offrire ai padroni di casa

Two aspirations ran parallel as a child: becoming an architect, and being a garbage collector. Alas, neither of these won out ( I can dig into my roots and take out trash for you if you would like me to~). Instead, I opted for interior design and culinary mastery. So what I can do is tell you how much better your place will look with different lighting...or I can cook for you -- I do tend to oversalt my food (I liked to eat salt as a wee lad), but I am able to self-regulate and deliver food that tames my salt habit.

Paesi che ho visitato

Belgium, China, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Morocco, Myanmar, Netherlands, Portugal, South Korea, Spain, Taiwan, Thailand, United Kingdom, Viet Nam

Paesi in cui ho vissuto

Italy, Japan, United States