A good looking, very smart, all-around good guy with sense of humor that only he understands.
A guy who likes mirrors almost as much as talking about himself.
A poet who loves common words in uncommon situations, poorly uses double meanings and always seeks to show off his meta humor (that's why this section is the longest ... Nailed it).
A great listener who will happily take in any troubles or problems one might have in exchange for words of praise on how good of a listener he is. (Great compliment receiver goes without saying)
An enthusiast who loves sport degrading, music manufacturing, dividing by zero, calling himself a gentleman for questionable reasons and liking everything through other people’s facebook accounts (I admit, that the last one is a serious problem)
A social animal with moral principles. (No hookers!)
An athlete with a brain of a scientist. (A body remains at rest, or moves at a constant velocity, unless acted upon by a net outside force)
A beauty with a heart of a beast. (I have nothing for this one)

Personality by pop culture (I’m certain some people will find this helpful):
20 % Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon,
30 % Barney Stinson from How I Met your Mother,
50 % John Dorian from Scrubs

Что привело меня на Couchsurfing

I just like surfing on couches. It gets your mind off things. Just peacefully letting the wind from your AC run through your hair and you are getting lost in this feeling of weightlessness while balancing on this single piece of furniture. It's mesmerizing. But suddenly you lose balance and start to fall. But you don't hit the ground. No. You wake up. It was all a dream. And you find yourself sleeping between two drunken Russian guys on a bed for barely one person after a night of drinking shots of the cheapest Vodka you were able to find in the center of Utrecht. Oh yeah, so that is why :-)

Интересы

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Классная вещь, которую я сделал(-а)

I created a religion based on the theory that there is only one future, everything one does is predestined and there's no point of seeking anything more. I gathered thousands of followers and when they all declared me as their spiritual leader I faked my own death. I went to hiding to Costa Rica and after 3 years I returned as a ghost to pull pranks on my followers. It became very popular and with a help of MTV we taped 12 episodes of Holy Prankster. We got canceled just after one season but it didn't matter because it all happened in my head. True story.

Где я побывал(-а)

Argentina, Brazil, Cambodia, China, Cuba, Peru, South Africa, Thailand, United States

Где я жил(-а)

Czech Republic, New Zealand, Slovakia, United States