CURRENT MISSION

To be like William Shatner in every way possible.

ABOUT ME

I'm a 23 year old guy. Here are some jokes:

When talking about apps, people should clarify whether they mean appetizers or phone applications. I prefer the former... Unless it's an app to get apps.

The problem with the term "YOLO" is that it doesn't include Hindus.

I would like to thank the state of Texas for making great calculators.

Rappers should clarify whether they're telling the audience to "turn up" or whether they think the volume is too low.

I cried at the end of "Les Miserables", so I'm probably not Navy SEAL material.

Every time a girl with noisy shoes walks on a hard surface, I'm just like, "ain't nobody fresher than my (click), (click), (click)."

"Last Christmas" is the best Christmas song ever, regardless of what actually happened last Christmas.

A friend said he was an expert googler. That phrase had a different meaning pre-internet.

Another friend posted on Twitter: "Somebody stole my Chapstick. It's times like these when I wish I had herpes." I'm glad she didn't. I stole her Chapstick. Also, we're not friends anymore.

That last joke's probably not good for the couchsurfing vibe. Ah well.

PHILOSOPHY

Have fun. Live freely.

Interests

• books
• reading

Teach, Learn, Share

I speak Spanish and love reading classic books and learning new things.