CURRENT MISSION

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool

ABOUT ME

I can run a mile in 4 minutes.
I am creative with physics and have come to grasp with the finer details of chemistry.
I give up my free time to help old people cross the road and help them get their shopping from Tescos.
I play Connect 4 and football at a national level and help coach tennis.
I save wild animals from extinction and write poems for publication.
Children trust me.
I can cook all dishes with Italian or French names in my kitchen which I designed and built using recycled material from the beach.
Many people owe their lives to my first aid skills, when I perform CPR people recover.
My artwork is hung in galleries, and I have achieved a number one pop hit in twelve countries.
My clothes fit and suit me and I buy them all from charity shops.
When I answer a question I answer it correctly, I'm patient with people who need more time. I'm a shoulder to cry on and a friend to rejoice with or fall back on. I get up to help my binmen with my recycled rubbish.
I've rarely been ill but am a good patient.
I inspire hope in dark situations and have stopped two people from jumping off bridges.
Dogs always wag their tails when they see me.

PHILOSOPHY

A dandy is a clothes-wearing man--a man whose trade, office, and existence consist in the wearing of clothes. Every faculty of his soul, spirit, person and purse is heroically consecrated to this one object--the wearing of clothes, wisely and well; so that, as others dress to live, he lives to dress.
- Thomas Carlyle

Interests

white accessories, purple things, spirals, loud music, word puzzles, cookbooks, tea, throwing stones, climbing trees, dancing and strutting, DIY, robots, showers and self-deprecation (but i'm not very good at it).

• animals
• dogs
• poetry
• performing arts
• diy
• dancing
• cooking
• running
• coach
• shopping
• clothing
• puzzles
• music
• rock climbing
• soccer
• tennis
• chemistry
• physics
• beaches

Music, Movies, and Books

top 5 schwarzenegger:

1. terminator 2 (duh!)
2. commando
3. conan the barbarian
4. twins
5. the running man

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

i am amazed by things every day because i have the mind of a child. i find trees and grass especially amazing, as well as the vast majority of animals. you know when you think of a word too much and it suddenly seems very strange? that happens to me with everything, all the time.