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  • Fluent in English, Spanish; learning Chinese (Simplified), French, Italian, Portuguese
  • 30, Male
  • Member since 2013
  • Polymeric Polygamous Polyglot
  • Pretty good but it didn't stick
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About Me

If you wanna stay with me READ MY HOME DESCRIPTION,
Most of the time I appreciate most of the people, because despite all the bad news around us this is a pretty sweet planet to inhabit. Beats all other options in the Solar System anyways. Well, except for Saturn (it's got rings man!).

Over time I've come to realize that there are a few different ways through which you can live many lives: travelling, reading books, meeting interesting individuals. So I want to do all those things as much as possible.

I'm a big fan of Music. And Laughter. And Nature. And Science. And History. And Beer. If you can relate to any of this, I'd definitely like to hang out, host or be hosted by you.


Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Mostly because it's based in an old fashioned, almost extinct concept: trust. Living in an environment where everything revolves around money it's great to see so many people sharing experiences just for the sheer joy of it. Kinda utopic really.

Jean Pierre/Colombia
Max and Jossie/England
Reed and Ryan/US
Sebastian and Martha/Poland
Pauline and Franco/Malta
Jessica and Alex/US
Christof/South Africa
Alle Her-So/Mexico
Lukajh/Haiti (not recommended)

Jorge/Mexico City
Alex/Puerto Rico (in MXC)
Soki/Oaxaca City


*Temperance & Restraint (Nah, just kidding)

*Worldwide Culture (Where you from? Let's hear all about it)

*Languages (I suck at it but I'll keep trying)

*Tattoos (Sorry Umi)

*Rational Thinking (Droppin' science like the mayans, son)

*Stand Up Comedy (The darker the better)

*Literature (I know, it's embarrassing)

*Politics (Always a drag but you gotta keep an eye on those bastards)

"La música es el puente donde siendo distintos nos podemos encontrar"
- So into music that not only do I collect vinyl records but also write and record tracks now and then

  • culture
  • books
  • literature
  • tattoos
  • beer
  • drinking
  • politics
  • music
  • history
  • languages
  • science

Music, Movies, and Books

For the record, lists are boring and name dropping is pretencious. That being said...

- "My brain does this very moronic thing. It's called thinking"
- Carl Sagan
- Albert Camus
- H.R. Giger
- B.B. King
- Rakim Allah
- Les fleurs du mal
- "Ni una brizna, ni un pétalo, ni una gota, ni un grano, ni un momento"
- Francisco de Goya y Lucientes
- Bobby Blue Bland
- Satchmo
- Doug Stanhope
- Full Metal Jacket
- Doble V
- "I'ma get medieval on your ass"
- Dilated Peoples
- Maria Salomea Sklodowska
- Skalariak
- Los Chabelos
- Dylan Moran
- "Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
- Dimmu Borgir
- Battle Royale
- Juana Inés de Asbaje
- Sarah Silverman
- El laberinto de la soledad
- "Here's looking at you kid"
- Portishead
- Corinne Bailey Rae
- Slither
- Annie Hall
- "All in the game yo... all in the game"
- Roberta Flack
- Edgar Allan Poe
- Immortal Technique
- Belisario Domínguez Palencia
- Usugrow
- Maria Bamford
- "Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes"
- Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
- Atmosphere
- South Park
- Louis C.K.
- Der steppenwolf
- Hunter S. Thompson
- "Viejos trips, nuevos tricks, dejo beats heridos"

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Realizing that the human species is just a minute speck of dust compared to the mind-boggling, awe-inspiring, humbling scale of the universe. Nothing more, but nothing less. Therefore even if our self-destruction or continued existence is utterly meaningless from a cosmic standpoint, we owe it to ourselves as rational beings to get better at figuring "this" out. Whatever that means.

Oh, and skydiving.

Teach, Learn, Share

I'm always available to help anyone interested in learning Spanish and also would be thrilled to learn pretty much any language.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Respect for their space and attention to tidiness. Plus willingness to try new experiences and a genuine interest to learn about and embrace the local atmosphere. Also hours upon hours of potential conversations, preferably alongside a nice cold drink.

Countries I’ve Visited

Cuba, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Chile, Mexico

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