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  • 13 Positive References
  • Fluent in English; learning French, German, Spanish
  • 25, Female
  • Member since 2011
  • "(M)Other"
  • I've managed to acquire some basic k...
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About Me


Storm it.


My time on this planet has, to be honest, mostly been frittered away doing all-nighters on the internet and going on long state-funded holidays to central Europe. During this 23-year period I have become a generally agreeable person with anti-establishment values, an over-active imagination and a tendency towards nervous laughter. (That doesn't mean your jokes aren't funny.)

Also I've recently become a mother so I guess that's part of my identity now... My baby girl is called Minerva. She's a fairly uncomplicated person, easy to talk to, pretty open-minded... hur hur.


GOMEZ: Unhappy, darling? MORTICIA: Oh, yes. Yes, completely.

- The Addams Family

Why I'm on Couchsurfing


Rarely, these days, because not many people want to come couchsurfing to Huddersfield. But recently we found a way to invite people to come and stay with us and teach us their language, which I'm very excited about! We're mostly interested in Spanish, German and Portuguese, so if you speak any of those well, you're especially welcome!


Funny and awkward and strange and very interesting! Yay!


Mothering, truth, stories, nature, simple food, simple music, simple living - but not simple people. (By simple I mean stupid. Just in case that wasn't clear.)

Music, Movies & Books

I like multi-generational novels like "One Hundred Years of Solitude" and "House of the Spirits." They put things in perspective. I also like non-fiction books, good ol' folky music, and animated movies.

One Amazing Thing I've Done

A person formed in my belly once, now it's outside and it does stuff. That amazes me every day.

Countries I've Visited

Austria, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Spain, Switzerland, United Kingdom

Countries I've Lived In

Austria, United Kingdom

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