Burgos, Castilla y León, Spain

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  • 27 References 12
  • Fluent in English, French, German, Italian, Spanish; learning Catalan, Valencian, Chinese
  • 49, Female
  • Member since 2010
  • Nomad, Energy worker, visual and performance artist, tra...
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About Me

I have no real home anymore. So I will keep updating the location according to my moves.

I have been trying to settle in Berlin since mid 2012 (post China). I still havent been able to find a room to rent, there is a big housing crisis. In the middle I ve been to Cambodia, Barcelona and Czech Republic looking for alternatives. And I kept coming back and going to my "ex-home" and sending my moving boxes back and forth.

I have just arrived in Barcelona for some days, after a year between Tenerife, Berlin, Prague and Southern Czech Republic ++more Berlin

I HATE TRAVELLING. In the past I have relocated, not travelled to different countries. Since the Berlin housing crisis I am being forced to travel as I keep being pushed out of the city due to lack of accommodation.

I am queer and feminist as hell.

No, my name doesnt come from Game of Thrones


#1. Sell my flat
#2 Find an art colony project, anywhere in Europe, to live.

If you are into psytrance or other electronic music, a vegan, a fellow artist or creative type, queer, hacker or share other common interests which could lead to a friendship or activity partnership, I would like to hear from you.


Ethnicity: Alien, type Blue, from planet Metamoon in the fifth dimension of Oxinon Moon

Some of us were sent to the Earth on a special mission. I'm currently posted as Ambassador to China, but I had to leave two years ago. My current mission there was save the country from boredom and sadness. I also expect some support from humans when I'm feeling down myself.


Know what you can expect from everyone, by taking into account their experience, knowledge and open-mindedness. And take or not them and their words seriously according to this.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I very recently accepted that the idea of a global community of expats based on this platform has died after the sale of Couchsurfing. My recent experience similar to too many others is the proof, though I keep trying.

Not being able to host often or surf my level of participation is hence very low now, reduced to attending the meetings.


Before the sale, it really helped me to relocate from one country to another on my own and connect with locals and other nomads, for advice, help and building up friendships. Without Couchsurfing I wouldnt have been able to make it.

I hosted very few people, as the town where my couch was located is not appealing to travellers. I also only surfed once, as my stays are long and I have a dog with me.

I have used it to find shared flats in new locations, as well as ask for local advice.

I have organized events.

Used the psytrance trip group to connect with other members attending festivals.

I have been active on several online groups.

I have attended meetings in every new location.

About the Berlin community I have the most creepy experiences in my life, I was about to delete my CS profile after that, I just avoid it when I am there.

Some weeks spent in Barcelona recently, during which I attended CS meetings have positively surprised me and restored the good name of CouchSurfing


Art, design, psytrance culture, fashion, architecture, and whatever is creative, electronic music, psytrance culture, britpop, circuit bending, arduinos, conceptual art, gender theory, biohacking, alternative literature, pets, travelling and making new friends, learning foreign languages, working with energies, alternative ways of living, hacked-in living spaces, shared economy, I am a reiki master.

Music, Movies, and Books

The Prodigy, Infected Mushrooms, the Chemical Brothers, Massive Attack, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Blondie, DJ Tiesto, Carl Cox, Juno Reactor, Ace Ventura, Paul Kalkbrenner, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Catpeople, We are Standard, Liquid Soul, Beat Bizarre, Cinnamon Chasers, Lützenkirchen, Mobby, Air, Sascha Funke, Joris Delacroix, Acquaviva, Kölsch, The Human League, Blondie, Olivier Koletzki, Astrix, Zen Mechanics, We are Scientists, Superflu, Aerospace, Marteria, Einstürzende Neubauten, Eat Static, Beat Byzarre, Vibe Tribe, Talamasca, Infected Mushroom, Astrix, Capsula, Reptile Youth, Lindstrom,Daft Punk, Moderat, Krakovia, Ovnimoon, Ellen Alien, Sascha Brämer, Modeselektor, The Clash, 9" nails, I eat psytrance - psytrance and psytrance for breakfast, lunch and dinner

My favourite author is Irvine Welsh. I read mainly non-fiction

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Quit smoking, take a topless pic in a Zurich church, eat the plants of my garden in Haikou and get poisoned, sunbathe naked at primary school, run away from home one weekend, hitch-hike for Bilbao and get into my dad's car without realizing it was him, steel road signs in China, have 800 beer bottles delivered to my China apartment my first week there, put signboards on the doors of my roommates with nicknames, attend a business lunch dressed up as a devil and carrying a huge fork with my dog in a matching outfit, ask a taxi driver to stop in the middle of a huge Chinese bridge because the spacecraft was coming to pick us up, eat a hundred chocolate bars in one night, go to a hardware store in China and try on strainers as hats, go out in my hometown wearing the dustbin cover as a hat and butterfly wings, search the public rubbish and make outfits out of the findings, use the Google translator to talk to a spirit, call the Beijing police during one crazy night and say I was an alien who was lost and couldn't find my planet, walk a cow in Mumbai city centre, end up at Bandra station in Mumbai at 4 am with all beggars after partying, call the Mumbai police at night to ask where I could find a goat, the list goes on and on ......

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach languages: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Can teach and do painting and clothes making, some DIY. Help with decoration and design, have plenty of ideas and know the materials. Can do haircuts and trim doggies. My best skill is teaching how to have fun and become crazy. I can give Reiki healing, explain quantum entanglement, as I experienced huge paranormal activity myself, do energy cleansings.

Countries I’ve Visited

Andorra, Belgium, Cambodia, China, Cuba, Egypt, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Malaysia, Monaco, Netherlands, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland, Tunisia, Turkey, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Cambodia, China, Czech Republic, France, Germany, India, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom

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