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  • 28 References 12 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, French, German, Italian, Spanish; learning Catalan, Valencian, Chinese
  • 50, Other
  • Member since 2010
  • Visual and performance artist, translator, energy worker
  • They inserted some microchips in my brain
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About Me

No, my name doesnt come from Game of Thrones

I have no real home anymore. So I will keep updating the location according to my moves.

If you are into psytrance or other electronic music, a vegan, transhumanism, member of an urban community, a fellow artist or creative type, queer, hacker or share other common interests which could lead to a friendship or activity partnership, I would like to hear from you.


Ethnicity: Alien, type Blue, from planet Metamoon in the fifth dimension of Oxinon Moon

Some of us were sent to the Earth on a special mission. I'm currently posted as Ambassador to China, but I had to leave two years ago. My current mission there was save the country from boredom and sadness. I also expect some support from humans when I'm feeling down myself.

I am always up for a good night of electronic music clubbing. For health reasons I cant drink alcohol, do drugs and must prepare my own food. I cant do most sports either for health reasons. So, my socializing activities are reduced to culture, learning, music, dance, clubbing, and collaborative workshops. I am myself perfectly fine with that.


At this precise historical moment humanity is chaos, due to huge difference in consciousness levels (awakening algorithm). This is playing a big part in great migrations, energy attracts similar energy.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I very recently accepted that the idea of a global community of expats based on this platform has died after the sale of Couchsurfing. My recent experience similar to too many others is the proof, though I keep trying.

Not being able to host often or surf my level of participation is hence very low now, reduced to attending the meetings.


Before the sale, it really helped me to relocate from one country to another on my own and connect with locals and other nomads, for advice, help and building up friendships. Without Couchsurfing I wouldnt have been able to make it. It was one of my best experiences in life.

I hosted very few people, as the town where my couch was located is not appealing to travellers. I also only surfed once, as my stays are long and I have a dog with me.

I have used it to find shared flats in new locations, as well as ask for local advice.

I have organized events.

Used the psytrance trip group to connect with other members attending festivals.

I have been active on several online groups.

I have attended meetings in every new location.

About the Berlin community I have the most creepy experiences in my life, I was about to delete my CS profile after that, I keep more or less hidden when I am there. Huh, after all, who needs CS in Berlin? There are about 1500 events a day in the city.

I have noticed that the same is happening in most big cities, and I firmly believe on a hidden hand being paid to destroy the community, same as others based on sharing.

In small places, the interaction is so low and superficial that CS is dying.


Art, design, psytrance culture, fashion, architecture, and whatever is creative, electronic music, psytrance culture, britpop, circuit bending, arduinos, conceptual art, gender theory, quantum mechanics, biohacking, alternative literature, pets, travelling and making new friends, learning foreign languages, working with energies, alternative ways of living, hacked-in living spaces, shared economy,transhumanism, I am a reiki master.

  • pets
  • dogs
  • arts
  • culture
  • literature
  • singing
  • architecture
  • design
  • fashion
  • diy
  • festivals
  • dancing
  • dining
  • chocolate
  • beer
  • vegan
  • running
  • partying
  • drinking
  • clubbing
  • gardening
  • clothing
  • traveling
  • socializing
  • painting
  • music
  • electronic music
  • hiking
  • sports
  • business
  • emergency services
  • languages

Music, Movies, and Books

I am a psytrance junkie. It is more a way of living and a consciousness tool than simply music. I eat psytrance for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I am deeply involved into the scene in Berlin and China. I attend festivals and events regularly (Mystic Friday, (Berlin), Ozora, Boom, and so on.
I also like garage, punk, industrial music, britpop, experimental electronic, techno, Drum and Bass, Dub, drone, psychedelic techno.
The Prodigy, Infected Mushrooms, the Chemical Brothers, Massive Attack, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Blondie, DJ Tiesto, Carl Cox, Juno Reactor, Ace Ventura, Paul Kalkbrenner, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Catpeople, We are Standard, Liquid Soul, Beat Bizarre, Cinnamon Chasers, Lützenkirchen, Mobby, Air, Sascha Funke, Joris Delacroix, Acquaviva, Kölsch, The Human League, Blondie, Olivier Koletzki, Astrix, Zen Mechanics, We are Scientists, Superflu, Aerospace, Marteria, Einstürzende Neubauten, Eat Static, Beat Byzarre, Vibe Tribe, Talamasca, Infected Mushroom, Astrix, Capsula, Reptile Youth, Lindstrom,Daft Punk, Moderat, Krakovia, White Lies, Ovnimoon, Westbam, Ellen Alien, Sascha Brämer, Modeselektor, The Clash, 9" nails

Movies: Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland, Underworld, The Matrix, The Day the Earth stood still, Go Down, Death, Fantastic Mr Fox, Electronic Awakening, DMT The Spirit Molecule, Barbarella, Her, The Last Avatar, The Princess and the Warrior, Berlin B-Movie, The Wings of Desire, Ai Wei Wei Never Sorry, 964 Pinocchio, Blade Runner, I.K.U,, The Time Machine, Train Spotting, Ex-Machina, Soylent Green, Invasion of the Boby Snatchers, Persepolis, Metropolis Movie, 24 Hour Party People, Persepolis, Fahrenheit 451, Berlin Calling, Aftershock, A Girl Walks Home Alone, A Clockwork Orange, Amanece que no es poco, Inception,.....

My favourite fiction author is Irvine Welsh. I read mainly non-fiction on neuroscience, biology, evolution, gender theory, mystiscism, distopias and uchronia.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Quit smoking, take a topless pic in a Zurich church, eat the plants of my garden in Haikou and get poisoned, sunbathe naked at primary school, run away from home one weekend, hitch-hike for Bilbao and get into my dad's car without realizing it was him, steel road signs in China, have 800 beer bottles delivered to my China apartment my first week there, put signboards on the doors of my roommates with nicknames, attend a business lunch dressed up as a devil and carrying a huge fork with my dog in a matching outfit, ask a taxi driver to stop in the middle of a huge Chinese bridge because the spacecraft was coming to pick us up, eat a hundred chocolate bars in one night, go to a hardware store in China and try on strainers as hats, go out in my hometown wearing the dustbin cover as a hat and butterfly wings, search the public rubbish and make outfits out of the findings, use the Google translator to talk to a spirit, call the Beijing police during one crazy night and say I was an alien who was lost and couldn't find my planet, walk a cow in Mumbai city centre, end up at Bandra station in Mumbai at 4 am with all beggars after partying, call the Mumbai police at night to ask where I could find a goat, put a subversive art installation in my windows for more than two months while the fascist spanish party offices were just down my place, dress up as a widow and sing at that same fascist party door the "godfather" theme, the list goes on and on ......

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach languages: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Can teach and do painting and clothes making, some DIY. Help with decoration and design, have plenty of ideas and know the materials. Can do haircuts and trim doggies. My best skill is teaching how to have fun and become crazy. I can give Reiki healing, explain quantum entanglement, as I experienced huge paranormal activity myself, do energy cleansings.

Countries I’ve Visited

Andorra, Belgium, Cambodia, China, Cuba, Egypt, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Malaysia, Monaco, Netherlands, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland, Tunisia, Turkey, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Cambodia, China, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Greece, India, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom

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