ABOUT ME

I really like watching birds walking around. Their knees go backwards and their lips protrude from their faces.

Try it sometime and you will see the hilarity.

PHILOSOPHY

Don't bite your friends.

兴趣

Trumpets and bookmarks

Also: Scrabble, Chess, Leapfrog, Unicorns, Jam, Blood blood blood and bits of sick.

• birds
• walking
• chess

音乐、电影和书籍

Charlie Kaufman, Terry Gilliam, Lon Chaney, Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, Tommy Wiseau, Jim Jarmusch.

Owen Pallett, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Mountain Goats, Neil Young, Rowland S. Howard, Simon and Garfunkel, Spiritualized.

Joseph Heller, Hunter S. Thompson, Roald Dahl, Flannery O'Connor, Douglas Adams, Jean Paul Sartre, Richard Brautigan, Milan Kundera, Thomas Pynchon.

我游览过的国家

Australia, France, Mexico, United Kingdom, United States

我居住过的国家

Australia, Canada, United States