Hey, I am Kevin!

"I’m a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.
A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I’ve been uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I’m new-wave, but I’m old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, and from time to time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin’ the wave, dodgin’ the bullet, pushin’ the envelope.

I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed; I’ve got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I’m a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.

You can’t shut me up; you can’t dumb me down. ’Cause I’m tireless, and I’m wireless.

I’m an alpha-male on beta-blockers. I’m a non-believer, I’m an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward.

Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance. I’m super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.

A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.

But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.

My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.

I’m gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love.

I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core—no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.

And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin’ and movin’, sailin’ and spinnin’; jivin’ and groovin’, wailin’ and winnin’.

I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road.

I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.

I’m hangin’ in, there ain’t no doubt; and I’m hangin’ tough.

Over and out~"

-George Carlin

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Basically everything I said before. I want to meet people and places and learn about this wonderful world.

Interests

I am usually up to visit new places and discover new attractions. I love the beach under the moonlight, natural water springs, parks and botanical gardens, exploring new restaurants, rooftops, bars and clubs. You could say I am a foodie too.

I believe in balance in all aspects of life so I am someone just as willing to spend a quiet afternoon in nature and to go dancing with friends at bars and clubs.

I have been reviewing and trying new places in Miami as it relates to my work, so if you want to see some of that, here you go @superb.lifestyle.miami

• animals
• movies
• traveling
• philosophy
• science
• nature
• cultures
• gaming
• foodie
• places
• drinks

Music, Movies, and Books

I enjoy mostly instrumental music and chill, romantic , relaxing music, but I can listen a little bit of everything. I haven't been reading much lately but I do love science fiction novels and science literature. I am a big fan of audiobooks. Movies I enjoy science fiction, comedies and horror films.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Breeding exotic pets

Teach, Learn, Share

I am a jack of all trades. I tend to know enough about any topic to ask questions and learn more about it with people who really know about it 😂 I can really learn anything, I appreciate knowledge, and "The unexamined life is not worth living" has been a motto for most of my life, but always looking for the balance. It is a journey of learning about yourself and others. You live life or you understand life you can't do both at the same time. So I try to find the balance. I can share long conversations with you, just ignore that I can be quiet at first, and ask away.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Someone who can listen to you, learn about each others cultures, go to places together, bring peruvian treats, try new places such us restaurants

Countries I’ve Visited

Colombia, Cuba, Mexico, Panama, Peru, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Peru, United States