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  • Fluent in English, Hebrew (modern); learning Russian
  • 37, Male
  • Member since 2009
  • I milk cows. yup.
  • High school
  • From Kibbutz Ma'agan Mikael
  • Profile 65% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Prove my organ donor card useless...

ABOUT ME

Born in Russia, grew up in a Kibbutz (a sort of agricultural commune, a leftover from Israel's communist past).
Goldstar (cheap, yet awesome, Israeli beer) drinking, Noblesse (cheap, horrible, and yet totally awesome Israeli cigarettes) smoking Metalhead.
Nothing much to add... just Looking for funny and/or weird things to do in funny and/or weird places, with funny and/or weird people.

PHILOSOPHY

Still don't have one, but I have a few psudo-philosopical catch-phrases I enjoy:
"sleep when your dead"
"never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
and, well why not, "I reject your reality, and replace it with my own!"

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

At the moment - I don't.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

don't have any - yet.

Interests

reading, eating, carpentry, drinking, hiking, bad teast jokes, and recreational substance abuse.

  • concerts
  • beer
  • drinking
  • reading
  • hiking
  • surfing

Music, Movies, and Books

Music - thats an easy one: most thigs metal.

Books - some old russin calssics, a bit of sci-fi, a few philosopy books, good stuff.

Movies - Japanese action movies, tarantino, Will Ferrell, and all kinds of random shit.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

haven't really done anything that amazing... but what I consider to be the most amazing thing I have seen was the thousands of metal fans gathered at one place, I saw while crowd-surfing at the arch enemy concert at W:O:A 2004.

Teach, Learn, Share

ummm, I can clap hands, using one hand. and I can teach you how to be a dumbass just like me!

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