Dylan Bernard

Woodstock, NY, United States

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  • 26 yrs.
  • From Upstate New York
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About Me




green eyes

My list of books and films should give you a pretty good idea of who I thought I was three years ago


Plan as if you'll live forever
live as if you'll die tomorrow

Heaven and hell are closer than you think ;)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


active observer


it's been great
Dublin, Cork, Warsaw, Krakow, Berlin, Hannover, Koln, Frankfurt, Oakland, Portland...
What can I say? There's a whole world of culture and cooking and music and great literature and ideas and fascinating conversations with amazing people out there and couchsurfing.org makes it easy to have tons of these experiences.

I haven't had as many chances to host as I'd like because I move around a lot, so hit me up when you see that check mark.


Eating nutritious food while enjoying the sun's warmth with people I like.

People watching, Exploring Abandoned Buildings, MUSIC, philosophy, psychology, comparative religion, carpentry, travel, photography. and film.

Walking. Camping and hiking.

Writing, literature, history, language, animation, situationists, physics, politics.

Music, Movies, and Books

Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, William Burroughs, Jack Black - "You Can't Win", Jack Kerouac, Ken Kesey, Hermann Hesse, Aldous Huxley, all the usual suspects. Krishnamurti, Alan Watts, Neil Gaiman, Charles Bukowski, Howard Zinn, Greg Palast, Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein, Philip K. Dick, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Ursula K. LeGuin, Nietzsche, Guy Debord, Raoul Vaneigem, and Kurt Vonnegut.
Dr. Seuss!
Will Durant.
Top 5 Favorite books: Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein; Breakfast of Champions, by Kurt Vonnegut; 1984, by George Orwell; The Dispossessed, by Ursula K. LeGuin; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, by Ken Kesey.

Movies: Brazil; Full Metal Jacket; A Clockwork Orange; Cuckoo's Nest (duh); The Shining; Dr. Strangelove; The Holy Mountain; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Harold & Maude; 1984; Waking Life; The Lives of Others; Blue Velvet; Apocalypse Now; Mad Max / The Road Warrior; A Boy and His Dog; The Atomic Cafe; Fight Club; City of God; Susperia; They Live!; Soilent Green; Planet of the Apes; Reservoir Dogs; Falling Down; Natural Born Killers; The Shawshank Redemption; Persepolis; Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring; The Wall; Pi; Requiem for a Dream (make your kids watch it when they turn 16); Star Wars; Fantastic Planet; 2001: A Space Odyssey; The Matrix; Ghost In the Shell; Cube; Total Recall; Baraka; Koyaanisqatsi; Down By Law; Coffee and Cigarettes; The Seven Samurai; Adaptation; Memento; Being John Malkovich; The Wind That Shakes The Barley; American History X; Europa; Network

TV: Ren & Stimpy, Mr. Show, Bill Hicks!
Watch 'em and then smash it into bits
(but don't breathe in the dust)

Music: Idoit Flesh, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Crass, Feederz, Subhumans, Boris, Zounds, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Tom Waits, Thrones, The Melvins, Estradasphere, Secret Chiefs 3, Black Sabbath, Sleep, Cream, Coil, Pink Floyd, Peter Tosh, Culture, Sun Ra, Louie Armstrong, Witch, Earthless, Blind Willie McTell, Flower Travellin' Band, Wu-Tang, Public Enemy, Dr. Dre, Dr. Octagon, Robert Johnson, Leadbelly, Charlie Patton, Son House, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, The Residents, The Talking Heads, Primus, Aphex Twin, Beethoven, Mozart, Franz Liszt, Rachmaninoff, Tchaikovsky, Mussorgsky, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, John Coltrane, Thelonius Monk, Steven Jesse Bernstein, Pigs, Townes Van Zandt, James Talley, Raymond Scott, Frank Stokes, Furry Lewis, 13th Floor Elevators, Albert King, Bessie Smith, Big Joe Williams, Billie Holiday, Charlie Parker, Chuck Berry, Count Basie, Dizzy Gillespie, Duke Ellington,

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

one time I almost left the house to go to the store but my mom told me that it might be dangerous so I stayed home and watched TV instead

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, Czech Republic, Ecuador, Germany, Guatemala, Ireland, Poland, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Poland, United States

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