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  • 12 References 9 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English
  • 31, Male
  • Member since 2007
  • Scientician
  • No education listed
  • From Waukesha, WI USA
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About Me


avoid zombies, live hard


I aim to be as unscrupulously positive as Lesley Gore or The Ohio Express. I want to do everything that doesn't deal with heights at least once. I hope to be featured on a Dos Equis commercial when I'm finished with my quest.


Selflessness. Less waste.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I like to do all the fun stuff that the CS Cincinnati group cooks up as well as host whenever possible. My first official surfer was Joe Rollin Porter, a pluckin bluegrass and folk singer. He became the Michelangelo of my couch empire.


The first time I surfed was in an eccentric apartment in Chicago. I lifted up the toilet lid to go to the bathroom and a raw black angus T-bone steak was secured to the underside of the lid. This is when I knew I wanted to wear the crown at the head of the Couch of Medici!


I like recorded music, live music, playing music, video games, board games, sailing, rugby, soccer, old or awkward paintings (regretsy), internet lore, family, and marco polo (the game).

Music, Movies, and Books

I don't read fiction novels and I'm not proud of it. I love music, pretty much all of it.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

- Angkor Wat.
- A man bicycle commuting to work in the city in a suit and eating cereal from a ceramic bowl.

Teach, Learn, Share

I love to play music and listen to music. I want to make fresh beats with my fingers and not my limbs. I would like to learn to stay off my soapbox. I don't want to learn about poetry or fiction novels, and, again, I'm not proud of it. I view these as opportunities. I want to climb Mt. Kinabalu. By day, I'm a pharmaceutical scientist and a medical device engineer. I run a homemade goods trading organization by night.

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