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Overview

  • 1 reference
  • Fluent in English; learning Chinese, German, Spanish
  • 40, Male
  • Member since 2011
  • Chef
  • Culinary School
  • From Memphis, Tennessee USA
  • Profile 75% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Here to discover the world, one bite at a time......

ABOUT ME

My name is Christoper. Not Chris. I have an obsession with q-tips. I am perpetually stuck inbetween 5'10 and 5'11, it depends on the day. I can pick up dimes with my toes. I have to smile when i look in a mirror. Im afraid of aqua-marine colored water. I cook food i cant afford to eat. I ride one of my 3 bicycles almost everyday, depending on the intended terrain. I make faces at strangers when i catch them staring at me. I hate currency in the form of change. I keep all my fortune cookie fortunes, just in case. I can name more types of sharks than state capitals. I dislike trash bags. I enjoy people watching.

PHILOSOPHY

"I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there."

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I had some people sleep on my couch, seemed to work out pretty well....

Interests

  • dining
  • cooking
  • exercise
  • dieting
  • working out

Music, Movies, and Books

I love electronic music

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, Italy, Netherlands, Switzerland

Countries I’ve Lived In

China, United States

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