My name is Leo, I am a yeer old baby, mommy an daddy say dat I am the most cute an andsome boy in de werld. I likes milk. Daddy an me play funny games like "where is Leo", "headcrabb", "shake dat" an so on. Mommy singed me my favorete song which go like "granma haved two funny gooses, wun was wite, anotha was blakc, both ar funny gooses". Wen I will gro up, I becomes translater jus like my mommie. Daddy sayed I wil speeks arabik langwidge wid big serios uncles hwo play wid oil. I dunno wat the oil is, hope it tastes not less good then milk. Now I speecks no good langwidge beecose I have no toothes. Daddy speeke more good. Daddy sayed I will can speeck the same good after a wile wen I wil be gro.

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I am sory that I don veryfired my profile. I am a yeer old baby, I do not hav no mony, an I donno wat veryfecation meened. But doo not afrade ov me, pleese, I am a reel baby an do egzist.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Beecose daddy an mommy do it. I tryed it an I likes. Som big uncls an aunties they comed an sayed I am good, andsom and qute, they gived me they thumbes, I shake it, they kno I likes they.

Interests

• swimming
• sleep
• toys
• milk
• daddy
• mommy

Music, Movies, and Books

Daddy somtimes set on his komputer to play songs. Daddy sayed the computer singed rokc an roll. I likes rokc an roll. He maked me fall sleeping. I dunno wat movie means, mommy sayed I am too very yung to wutch movies.

My favorete booc is fairytails ritten by uncle Chookofsky. Me an mommy has alreddy red fairytails cold "moydodyr", "iboleet", "tarakanische", an "mookha tsokotookha". Moydodyr is about a huje washin sink that washed som derty boi to death. Iboleet is som doktor hwo doktored al anymals wen he wus werking in Africka. Tarakanische wus a big danjeros kokrowch eaten by a guud sparrow. Mookha tsokotookha is about a fly hwo finded som coins, buyed a tea mashin, an maked a partty, but ther was som spyder hwo tryed to eet the fly, but it didn werked owt beecors of a fly's frend, mosqitoe, dis meens frendship is very gud, yu not eeten by no spyder, only frends. Wen yu sleep in our flat, yu kan reed mor fairytails wid me.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I got borned de same day my grangranny did. Grangranny be very happie wen I got borned.

I learned hwo to hold my toy shakers.

I learned how to say "ah", "ahoo", "goo" an "bwoo".

I lauhged for the ferst time when daddy putted a strange thing on his head. Daddy sayed those was headfones to work his work.

I goed to a sweeming pool. Som auntie holded me an I swimmed all the water in dat pool. Now ufter fo months of praktice I sweem so well dat my coach auntie is so proud of me, mommy sayed it is beecors I werk so hard.

A kople of days ago I started eeting zukkini. Not dat I liked it, but daddy say I look like a big serios boy wen I eet zukkini from a spoone, cos this is how al big unkles an aunties doo. I wunt to look big an serios, but I don undastand wy they need to eet zukkini wen they can jus eet milk, its mor eesy an taste moe guud.

Alsaw I startd eeting pompkin. I hav to admit dat zukkini wusnot bad at al. Daddy say neks weeke I starts eeting brokkoley becos I alreddy luuk big enuf for this brokkoley.

Now I eet sow many kind of fuud that I kannot kownt it.

Teach, Learn, Share

I will can share some o my toys, but than you plays wid me. I will not want to share my milk. You comes an bringed your own milk. I can share my zukkini if yu kno how to eet from a spoone.

What I Can Share with Hosts

I will share daddy to play games wid you.

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Macedonia, Montenegro, Russian Federation, Serbia

Countries I’ve Lived In

Russian Federation