Being a lazy fuck, I go with Hunter S. Thompson:

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

To find someone ready to open his/her house for you - for no reason at all - or to open your house to a complete stranger and exchange stories all night long - drinking an unhealthy amount of booze - is something plain unbelievable and amazing.
And it happens every-fucking-time.

AS A HOST
I once received a couchrequest from one Hitler, saying he was having a bad time, havimg been kicked out of some art school or something. I declined it (I got a problem with moustaches) and we all know how it ended. So now I welcome everybody, just please don't invade Poland.

Actually, if you a) don't have a sense of humor, b) are easily offended or c) just want to spare money, you should look for another host. Don't get me wrong, I got zero problem with easily offended people with no money, I just don't want them around.

If you're traveling with somebody, do me a favor and don't say "a friend". Give the poor bastard at least a name, for Christ's sake.

AS A GUEST.
Through careful learning of some ancient Tibetan techniques, I learned how to turn myself into a bedside table, so I won't bother you. And you will have some extra space for socks.

兴趣

Everything, but Reggae and Smurfs (how can a blue midget coming out of a mushroom be a good thing?).

音乐、电影和书籍

Dude, way too many to count. Anyway, anything with a soul in it, or Liam Neeson kicking somebody's ass.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

I give you three.
First time I saw Night of the Living Dead. I was seven years old. Didn't sleep for the rest of the year.
First concert, Turin, 1992: Guns 'n' Roses, Soundgarden and Faith No More. What a gig!
First kiss. Still trying to figure it out.

教，学，和分享

I can show you the path of the Force, or we can dive together into the Dark Side and get free biscuits.
I love biscuits.
And I'm your father.
Aaaaand your hand is gone.

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

Chocolate?

我游览过的国家

Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Denmark, Estonia, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Latvia, Netherlands, Poland, Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States

我居住过的国家

Italy

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