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Interests

There've had billions things out there so how the heck i have just one or a few interests ?

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Got my own trip from the south to the middle of my country, about 2000km by motorbike, and I went alone! Just headphones on, and go! You have to know the feeling when you’re alone on this planet and gotta use every skill in life to keep yourself surviving. When you’re feeling down but it’s just you and your bike beside you. Nobody knows. Nobody cares!

Another amazing thing I’ve done was leaving my home when I was 5 years old or so. I don’t really remember the age. And totally, the distance I’ve gone was just around 500 meters away from my home 🤣🤣 It felt like the whole world back then, with my lovely cousin who is older than me by 1 year. He was 6 and I was 5. One day out of the blue, he asked me: “Wanna leave home and live by ourselves? It’s alright and fun, we can just play all day and won’t have to go to school, come with me.” The invitation was veeeeeery yummy so I followed him 😌

Then sunset was coming. After playing around building a house with leaves for hours, my cousin felt hungry. I didn’t know how to feed him. I saw a grocery store across the street and I decided: okay, it’s time to make a living, let’s go begging 😂😂 Then I crossed the street, went to the grocery store but got scared outside of the door, thinking about making my first move in my career 😌

The shop owner saw me outside alone with no adult around, just me, myself and I preparing for the big speech and presentation for the interview 😂 He got curious, went out and asked me: “What do you want, little one? Where are your parents? Where do you live?”

I ignored his question about my parents and where I live because my cousin lectured me before we left with years of wisdom: “If anyone asks you who your parents are, don’t tell them because they know everything. They will bring you back home, then your parents will sweep your ass out with 200 pairs of slippers and you are dooooone. You are grounded for liiiiife, you hear me? For L I F E.”

I was like, “Wowww, take it easy, okay? I’m not that stupid, okay? Stop spitting saliva over my F A C E!!!”

So I just answered the other question about what I wanted 😌
“Can you give me a piece of bread, uncle? My cousin, he’s hungry and dying over there without food.”

Yes, my wise cousin somehow forgot to tell me there are 2 parts of living life. The other one besides playing is eating. Stupid, he played too much, losing all his energy, so now I had to take care of his stomach 🙄

Then I pointed to the bushes across the street. The shop owner looked over my flat nose, followed my little finger. He didn’t say a single word, went inside and took out a 🍩 and gave it to me.

I took his donut carefully, said thank you, then ran as fast as possible with my trophy and gave it to my cousin like a swag cool champion motherfucking girl. Who is the B I G girl now, motherfuckeeeeeerr 🤘🤘

The shop owner looked at me running into the bushes and followed me. He saw me happily jumping like an idiot and my cousin lying on the leafy floor because he was hungry.

After a while asking about my parents and my cousin’s parents, finally my cousin gave up after the shop owner said he would give us another lovely donut. He knew our parents’ names so he brought us home.

It took us only 3 hours from when we left to when we came back home, but I will never forget it. Ever 😂😂😂😂

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Australia, Austria, Cambodia, India, Indonesia, Italy, Kosovo, Malaysia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Portugal, Qatar, Singapore, South Korea, Spain, Thailand, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, Vatican City State, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy, Viet Nam