CURRENT MISSION

To laugh until it hurts at least once a week, to travel the world, to meet people who are much more interesting than myself

ABOUT ME

I'm nice and fun and honest and considerate and clean and smarter than your average bear and make a mean lasagna. My drawbacks are that i'm slightly afraid of heights (but am getting better) and am terrible in crisis situations.

PHILOSOPHY

I'm a strong believer in karma, or in other words, treat others as you wish to be treated. For example, last summer I was spat on and mauled by a llama. Llama spit smells really really terrible. Pretty sure I must have done something pretty bad to deserve that. Not too sure what yet, though. To make a long story short, if you stay with me, you'll have to park your llama in the front yard, ok?

Interests

Learning everything there is to know about everything but science (I'm not into sciency things like outer space or tectonic plates), cooking, traveling, dressing up in costume, making up songs about having to use the bathroom, laughing, seeing others do embarrassing things, telling people about embarrassing things i've done (of which there are many), attempting to perfect the art of inoffensive sarcasm, trying not to use emoticons, high fiving, drankin' wine, being better than you at trivia, flip flops, sunglasses

• arts
• cooking
• wine
• trivia
• traveling
• socializing
• science

Countries I’ve Visited

Aruba, Belgium, Canada, France, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, Mexico, Netherlands, Scotland, South Africa, Spain, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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