slavic form of life in its studenthood era learning human languages

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To undermine hotel industry 🦇

Interests

playing chess especially playing london system or french defence cause i’m too busy to learn new openings alas.

learning languages yo the very idea that language is technically a set of various ways of obstructing the air coming from your lungs and that air is a code humans use so simply speaking im studying air and how it is recycled through mouths of different human species

never studied physics profoundly but i wish to dedicate more time to that cause it’s embarrassing to live with a realisation that you don’t know how the world technically functions so if you happen to be some physics guru then BETTER FOR ME

running especially at night because there are less witnesses of you suffocating and sweating like a horse i also like to run faster when people are going by so that i can show off my speed which lasts for a minute and then im dead

• literature
• running
• chess
• poker
• sports
• history
• linguistics
• arabic
• billiard
• translation
• drinking beer

Music, Movies, and Books

X-Files especially the episode called The Host about a genetic worm mutant who looks for hosts to provide generative nourishment and every time i enter this app i think of that flatworm and not just think but I FEEL like that worm every time im looking for a host myself

Twin Peaks im not even gonna try to explain why cause just by typing mere words Twin Peaks the soundtrack started playing in my head and I feel too dreamy already even to end the senten-

Fleabag yo her script her play her eyes HER WIT

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Had a chance to be born in the times of David Lynch being alive

Teach, Learn, Share

• I can teach you how to play durak which is a card game that can be played with money gambling involved in it or you can play for food or for life you decide
• I can also teach poker!
• Languages like Ukrainian or German!
• I can make you a tiramisu!
• In case the host is overloaded with work I can do groceries for them or some other side mission if needed!

What I Can Share with Hosts

Going out for a drink together or for fresh air depends what our organisms are gonna need more

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Italy, Poland, Ukraine

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy, Ukraine