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Overview

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  • Fluent in Dutch, English; learning German
  • 44, Male
  • Member since 2012
  • Super villain and computer wizz
  • smart ass software engineer
  • From Metropolis
  • Profile 50% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

World domination

ABOUT ME

I'm pretty new here. Looking for minions to help me conquer the world. I am taking applications for assistants. Having a bad ass super power/weapon is plus. If you talk about football, I will test my death ray on you.
what i like in people is a sense of humor and open mindedness. You will need both to not want to kill me. Other than that I love to laugh and every now and then I go to comedy nights. Unfortunately for all you non dutch speakers, the stand up comedians here are 90% dutch.

PHILOSOPHY

live and let live.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I never participate, I run the show!

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Never had enough people together to be able to lift up my couch with me in it... such wussies!

Interests

see mission statement. I like programming computer viruses and send them to NATO and the pentagon.

  • running
  • soccer
  • languages

Music, Movies, and Books

World domination for dummies

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

a bit macabre, but when I saw my grandma die of old age it reminded me of how everything ends.

Teach, Learn, Share

Well i like philosophizing with people on pointless and meaningless things. I also like learning new languages and cultural heritages that people have from around the globe.

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