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Overview
About Me
CURRENT MISSION
World domination
ABOUT ME
I'm pretty new here. Looking for minions to help me conquer the world. I am taking applications for assistants. Having a bad ass super power/weapon is plus. If you talk about football, I will test my death ray on you.
what i like in people is a sense of humor and open mindedness. You will need both to not want to kill me. Other than that I love to laugh and every now and then I go to comedy nights. Unfortunately for all you non dutch speakers, the stand up comedians here are 90% dutch.
PHILOSOPHY
live and let live.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I never participate, I run the show!
COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
Never had enough people together to be able to lift up my couch with me in it... such wussies!
Interests
see mission statement. I like programming computer viruses and send them to NATO and the pentagon.
- running
- soccer
- languages
Music, Movies, and Books
World domination for dummies
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
a bit macabre, but when I saw my grandma die of old age it reminded me of how everything ends.
Teach, Learn, Share
Well i like philosophizing with people on pointless and meaningless things. I also like learning new languages and cultural heritages that people have from around the globe.