DISCLAIMER

The majority of the information held here is vastly outdated and in dire need of modernisation, but this does not make you and your partner or chums any less welcome.

CURRENT MISSION

I aim first to become ambassador of England, then, the Earth, following this I intend to chemically deduce the structure of memory, identify the physical particles of emotion and eradicate nastiness from the ethos of every human.

ABOUT ME

Hello lovelies, currently in-between homes, living out of a tent and generally unavailable to be your host.

We apologize unreservedly for any inconvenience this may cause x

PHILOSOPHY

Be as a sponge is.

With infinite capacity for soaking up all of the terrible and wonderful things in equal measure and letting the experience inspire your judgement and make you groovy.

And be really nice to everybody, because everyone is fighting a battle.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I invite you to come and stay with us a little while. Probably definitely we might have a super groovy time, and have fun twenty six times, which is at least fourty two times as good as having a bad time.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Once I was living in a flat and a young squire appeared and he stayed around for about a month. Thought he was the new flatmate, but he was just surfing.

That was fine.

Interests

Everything interesting.

• flowers
• surfing
• teaching

Music, Movies, and Books

Books are amazing, because they are limited only by the imagination, which probably means they have no limits.

Much like the black hole in my room.

In which keys are lost.

Music is also especially fantastic, and also unique in that music is universal language. This is groovy. Lets listen to music all the time. And lets play. We have a wide variety of musics available, and musical utensils like keyboards and guitars and trumpets and trombones. And a concertina.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Was teaching English to some aspiring Buddhas in a temple high up on top of a great big mountain.

One of them got me chatting and I started to cry because of the sad things in life.

He said that out of the thickest mud, the most beautiful flowers grow.

Probably everyone steps in some thick mud sometimes and loses a shoe and gets a wet sock.

This means we are all beautiful flowers.

Also, we're made out of the same stuff as stars, that means we are very shiny as well. You are shiny.

Teach, Learn, Share

Everyone knows something you don't. That means everybody is a groovy teacher and everyone is a pupil. In this great big school with volcanoes and giant squid, and manatees.