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ABOUT ME

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

PHILOSOPHY

when life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons!

put the lime in the coconut, and shake it all up...

Pourquoi je suis sur Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

spread myself around countries and couches at the moment. but when im a struggling student back in Aus i would love some travelers to share my couch and a can of baked beans :)

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

couchsurfing is like when you see one of those people on the street with those "FREE HUGS" signs.

Centres d'intérêt

i have the usual interests; music, partying, eating, sleeping, talking, breathing....

• coloring
• partying
• drinking
• music
• guitar

Morceaux de musique, films et livres

i will read anything with an exciting front cover

i saw Paul Mccartney live in Hyde Park last year, it was the greatest moment in my life, incredible!

Une aventure extraordinaire que j'ai vécue

i won a colouring competition once :)

visited 25 states (11.1%)Create your own visited map of The World

Enseignez, apprenez, partagez

before i return to Australia i want to learn guitar and Spanish, i deeply envy anyone that can do either of these well!

Pays que j'ai visités

Austria, Cambodia, Croatia, Czech Republic, Estonia, Fiji, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Latvia, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Poland, Romania, Spain, United Kingdom, United States, Viet Nam

Pays dans lesquels j'ai vécu

Australia, United Kingdom