ABOUT ME

I'd pierce my nipples if I weren't afraid of having numerous holes in unnecessary places, one time I set my back deck on fire trying to burn a hat, Living in Kentucky makes me more and more liberal every day, I only eat red and brown M&M's, E.T. used to give me nightmares, I secretly wish I could fly, I have been voted Most Carefree on numerous occasions, I have an opinion, sue me. I draw a mean stick figure, I love daytime telivision like its my job, and it makes me sad that I no longer have cable, I brush my teeth and sing in the shower, and my life long dream is to be a camp director, which U.K. unfortunatley does not offer a major for... who would have thought? Also, I had a goal to be a Fear Factor Champion, because evidently, fear is not a factor for me. HOWEVER, the show is now cancelled and I will have to research another way to get my 15 minutes of fame through eating gross things.

PHILOSOPHY

Never be ordinary.

Interests

Fortune Cookie Message Writing, Swimming, Kayaking, Rock Climbing, ALL Movies, Field Hockey, Travelling, Snowboarding, Dancing, I am also really intersted in being on your couch sometime really soon.

• writing
• singing
• dancing
• flying
• movies
• traveling
• drawing
• canoeing
• kayaking
• camping
• snowboarding
• rock climbing
• hockey
• swimming
• field hockey

Music, Movies, and Books

A random collaboration: The Daily Show, Heros, Hannah Montana (I wish I were kidding), SVU, That 70's Show, Grey's Anatomy, One Tree Hill. V for Vendetta, 300, Hook, The Dead Poets Society, Kinsey, Finding Neverland, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Shawshank Redemption, Casablanca, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Garden State, Mean Girls (although I would rather not admit it) Top Gun, Goonies... and so many more, but mainly March of the Penguins... no seriously.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I swam with Manta Rays in Cozumel? That was awesome. I take out groups of teenage girls on canoe trips in Canada? That can be pretty entertaining. TBA.

Teach, Learn, Share

No seriously... actually?