Greetings, Earthlings! I'm Sega. By day, I masquerade as an engineer, fixing stuff and whatnot. But by night? Oh, get ready for this - I transform into an overthinking poet-philosopher, mulling over life's conundrums like 'Why are we here?' and 'How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

Describing oneself is like trying to give a cat a bath—frustrating, and you're bound to get scratched.

Still curious? Take a stroll down the rabbit hole of my mind:
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If you ask me to define myself, I'm more of a 'jack-of-all-trades, master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one' kinda guy. Yoga, Lindy hop, bike rides, and even improvised culinary experiments (don't worry, nobody's died... yet)—you name it, I probably dabble in it.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Simple: I'm fishing for unicorns. Not the mythical creatures, but the rare-as-hen's-teeth, soul-stirring, brain-and-heart high-fiving humans. Yeah, people who can endure my kind of crazy. I learn something from every encounter, every story, every misplaced joke. Let's just say I'm on a quest to collect all the infinity stones of human experiences, and your stone could be the next one. No pressure, though! (^_-)

Interests

Ah, interests, the seasoning that makes the human stew palatable! Where do I even start?

The Lindy Hop: Think of it as the whiskey sour of dance forms: classic, full of spirit, and leaves you a bit dizzy. If you're hosted by me, prepare to learn the basics and swing your worries away!

Biking: Whether it's a Tour de France simulator through Germany's undulating landscapes or a reckless night ride sans headlights, the world just seems right from the saddle.

Poetry Writing: My heart beats in iambic pentameter and I bleed ink. Too much? Well, read my blog and make up your own metaphors then: https://msegaey.wixsite.com/segaschronicles

Art & Drawing: My artistic talents range from "Wow, that's amazing!" to "Did your cat draw this?" Check out my drawing of a dystopian Cairo, complete with ominous armored vehicles and ghastly rain of bullets. Yeah, that's in my portfolio.

Fitness: Don't be fooled by my love for cake; I've been known to lift things up and put them down. I find muscle aches to be a strangely satisfying form of validation.

Human Connections: I'm always on the prowl for those mythical creatures who are stimulating both mentally and emotionally—unicorns, as I like to call them. My net's cast wide, but it has very specific gaps.

Travel: From exotic hikes to getting lost in the wrong neighborhood, I live for the unexpected. Well, except for food poisoning; that's a bit too unexpected for my taste.

Culinary Experiments: My kitchen is like a potions class at Hogwarts—if Professor Snape were more into failed ratatouilles and accidental cake successes.

Intellectual Debates: Politics, existentialism, whether pineapple belongs on pizza (it doesn't)—let's dive into the bottomless pit of agreeable disagreements.

The Pursuit of Zen: Yoga, mindfulness, and staring blankly at walls until I attain Nirvana. Or just realize I should repaint the wall.

• dining
• cooking
• recipes
• breakfast
• yoga
• walking
• cartoons
• reading
• blogging
• music
• cycling
• teaching
• engineering
• volunteering
• improvisation theatre

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Hold onto your seats, because it's going to be a bumpy ride through my personal highlight reel:

The Epic Egypt Odyssey: Protested in the 2011 Egyptian revolution against our dictator, and let me tell you, Tahrir Square became my second home for 19 days. Sleep? Who needs a bed when you've got the adrenaline of change and a tent as your bedroom?

The Return Ticket Saga: Traveled with nothing but a return ticket and my wits. Had to earn my keep, working for my daily bread (sometimes literally) and using the moon and stars as my ceiling. The sea was my nightly lullaby. Romantic, right?

Germany on Two Wheels: Biked a whopping 1600 km across Germany, living off wild fruits and sheer determination. Couchsurfing was my plan B for when I didn't find a cozy bush or a charming patch of grass for the night.

Teach, Learn, Share

Lindy Hop Basics: If you've got two left feet, don't fret! I can teach you the basics of Lindy Hop in under 20 minutes. It may not be graceful, but it will be memorable.

Local Insider Info: I can point you to the spots in Germany where the locals go to avoid people who go where the tourists go to avoid tourists. Confused? Perfect.

Not-So-Deep Talks: Philosophy, life's absurdities, why cats rule the internet—pick your poison, and let's talk like the world's ending tomorrow.

What I Can Share with Hosts

1. Lindy Hop Extravaganza: Ever heard of a dance that can make you feel like you're in a 1940s film? No? Well, welcome to Lindy Hop. And don't worry about tripping over your own feet; I'll have you swingin' and hoppin' like a pro—or at least like a very enthusiastic amateur—in just a few minutes.

2. Engineer's Survival Guide: Want to know how to construct a makeshift chair out of duct tape and dreams? I'm your man. While I can't promise it'll hold, I can promise the journey will be interesting.

3. Conversation Roulette: Prepare to spin the wheel! We could end up discussing anything from the cultural significance of ancient Egyptian memes to the likelihood of robots taking over the art world. Heck, we could even ponder the philosophical undertones of your favorite Netflix show—options, options, options.

4. Your Very Own Tour Guide: Forget Google Maps and touristy brochures. If I have the time, I can show you a city tour sprinkled with local gems that aren't flooded by selfie-stick warriors.

5. The Art of Nothingness: If you're not into the whole "doing stuff" thing, that's cool too. I've mastered the art of supreme nothingness. We can simply exist in the same space, pondering the void or watching paint dry. Hey, it's an art form.

6. Material Comforts: Because I'm not entirely a figment of your imagination, I can offer real, tangible things like a bed to crash on, a towel that's seen cleaner days (but is clean, I promise!), a warm shower that has two settings: "Antarctica" and "Surface of the Sun", and a tasty dinner that will probably not cause any lasting damage.

So, whether you're after some fun activities, intellectual stimulation, or merely surviving your trip with a dose of humor, I'm your go-to guy!

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Chad, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong, Ireland, Italy, Jordan, Libya, Netherlands, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Spain, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Chad, Egypt, Germany, Italy, Libya, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, United Arab Emirates