CURRENT MISSION

Find my pants.

ABOUT ME

ALL? Even those things nobody should know ?

I'm rich, powerful, beautiful, strong, intelligent and I tend to lie.

I could write some hippster shit here like "I'm a crazy artist who loves mother nature, I like experimental cooking and longboarding, Semi-Professional Photographer and I only post like 50 pictures a day on Instragram - but I do not check for followers, not at all - I really need no attention. According to facebook I even recycle my own poop because I'm so fucking into saving and loving everything and would never put a aluminum can into a regular trash bin.....

Sorry to disappoint you. I love being outdoors somewhere in the forest making huge bond fires telling stories which are only 70% true, chopping down dry trees if no other fire wood is around, ok I'm honest - sometimes I chop a tree anyway because I can and love walking around with an axe.... I do like cooking but my receipt does not include pistachio foam on top of a honey baked almond.
We can have a deep conversation or simply joke around while having a few beers - if you have the urge to constantly talk about your very special lifestyle, I will fill you up with beers until you even laugh about a poop shaped like mother Theresa.

But just to clarify, don't be afraid to mention if you are vegan or vegetarian - I like cooking vegan too. Mention it, that is completely okay and a host should know. I don't see any eating habits as an illness or abnormality.

I have a deep officephobia.

I have no plan what so ever and I like money - I realy do, I just don't know how to get it.

I need about three alert clocks to get up before 12 on weekends.

PHILOSOPHY
I life my live because my mother gave me the possibility to do so. And I also happened to be the fastest out of more than a million sperms.
I am completely aware, that I was born causing a genocide on my own brothers and sisters in the uterus of my mother. The pope did the same.

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I would host more but where are the requests ? Right, you're all going to zurich... You have no idea what you miss in Schaffhausen... We have a river, we do have cars, streets and real fountains with water!... We also have a brewery and the symbol of our town is a mouflon with golden balls, honestly - that mouflon has a golden pair.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

So far so good, I only got raped twice.

Intereses

Handicraft
Food & Beer
Black Smithing
History
Food
Reading
Writing (usualy I write on some post-its and loose them)
Nature
Eating & Beer
Rugby
Fishing
Beer
Cooking
Psychology and all the stuff you do while sleeping
Party and Open Airs
Food
Farting in public... I guess I shouldn't write that.
Beer & Wine

• writing
• dining
• cooking
• wine
• beer
• vegetarian
• vegan
• walking
• partying
• drinking
• reading
• traveling
• cars
• outdoor activities
• fishing
• rugby
• history
• psychology

Música, películas y libros

There are a lot :)

I can't say I'm listing to one kind of music, give me a song and I tell you if I like it or not.

Some favourite movies:
Idiocracy
Office Space
Mad Max
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
***** **** **** ! It's not a porn, come on...

Authors and Books:

Authors:
Bukowski
John Fante
Tschechow
Irvin Yalom
Aldous Huxley
Thomas Morus
Arthur Schnitzler
Hunter S. Thompson
Homer J. Simpson
Franz Kafka, believe me he really wrote a book.

Music:
Meh... depends on my mood.

Prodigy
Airbourne
Fatboy Slim
Dropkick Murphys
Megadeth
Wardruna
Rock, Metal, Alt-Rock, Celtic, Simple Instrumentals, BigBeat, bit of Goa sometimes... Really a lot, I even once was at a Backstreet Boys concert... There you have it, my darkest secret is now public.

Algo increíble que he hecho

Once let out a fart which made a dorm room of 12 people go empty within minutes.

Once woke up with a 70' television in my bed. No questions.

Enseña, aprende, comparte

Teach:
- Fishing
- Being an okay person
- Some traditional stuff which also includes drinking

Learn:
No need for learning, I know youporn ehh. tube, youtube.

Share:
Awesome stories which are totally true and not made up from a lot of travelling.

Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones

I can cook delicious meals with whatever is left in the fridge, even when I'm drunk...

Países que he visitado

Albania, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Kosovo, Macedonia, Monaco, Morocco, Netherlands, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Tunisia, United Kingdom, United States

Países en los que he vivido

Canada, Ireland, Switzerland

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