CURRENT MISSION

Acquiring Norwegian citizenship (for health insurance); perfecting the jaegerschnitzel; saving print media; rescuing the middle-class; and compiling lists

ABOUT ME

I am an English tutor in Istanbul, Turkey. I have no distinguishing characteristics or features.

PHILOSOPHY

I hope medical advances will lead to immortality by 2050 but until that happens I will strive to condense an eternity of experiences into my projected standard American male lifespan. I have a dark suspicion that immortality will be delayed until 2070 and I will die on the waiting list for the operation. I will be the last human being to die of natural causes. They will erect a memorial to me but it will be of little comfort.

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

have hosted, have surfed, about equally

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Quite positive

Intereses

Fjords, books, carnivorous plants, pointless political debates, hiking, reddit

• books
• causes
• hiking
• communications
• teaching

Música, películas y libros

In favor, particularly if David Foster Wallace, Haruki Murakami, or Don Delillo involved.

Algo increíble que he hecho

The Tacheles in Berlin

Países que he visitado

Austria, Colombia, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States

Países en los que he vivido

Germany, Philippines, United Kingdom, United States

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