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  • 4 References 3 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in Danish, English, German, Swedish; learning Dutch, Esperanto, French
  • 33, Male
  • Member since 2007
  • MD in a hospital
  • MD
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About Me


More bad jokes! More oxygen in the air! More raisins in my cake!


I try to be a giver and hope for something in return. I am open-minded and get along well with just about everybody.

I am a bad liar. I understand the ofside-rule. I talk to my plants.


Maximize happiness!

Explanation: If something will make you more happy than it will make me uncomfortable, I will do it. If something costs me more than you would benefit from it, I will not do it.

(your benefit)-(my discomfort)>0 --> Do it!
(your benefit)-(my discomfort)<0 --> Don't do it!


Coffee, stripes, beer, triangles, cooking, dots, traveling, arrows, medical issues, lines, gardening, bubbles, building, numbers... IQ-tests ;-)

  • chickens
  • cooking
  • beer
  • coffee
  • baking
  • gardening
  • traveling
  • homebrewing
  • woodworking
  • kayaking

Music, Movies, and Books

MASH, MASH and MASH... and some Sopranos.

Movies I like: A clockwork orange, Mulholland Drive, Festen (Danish), everything with Monty Pyton... and many more

Not to forget, the best tv-series ever: the kingdom hospital (Riget) by Lars von Trier.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I have stuck my finger in an electrical socket. Man what a ride!! Apart from that I have once saved a chickens life and also learned to roll a spaghetti on a fork!

Teach, Learn, Share

Well, I can hopefully tell you why your big toe hurts (you probably hit it against some wardrobe)

I want to learn as much as possible. I am childish about being totally interested in everything. Even what a jellyfish is made of or why we wear a hat on the head instead of sitting on it. And if you know if the sun really enjoys drying tomatoes, send me an e-mail and tell me!!!

What I Can Share with Hosts

I can tell you about brewing beer, baking bread, roasting coffee, traditional woodworking, kayaking, your body (at least the parts that you want to talk about). If you like to hear crazy stories, I know a few of them as well....

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