CURRENT MISSION

To Mars. Stopovers in minor other locations are optional as needed

ABOUT ME

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.

I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

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PHILOSOPHY

Statistically viewed immortal.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I bring joy & sweets to people. Also I'm happy to show you around all the marvelous places my small town's got to offer.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I met wonderful girls in Singapore who showed me round the city and taught me to eat from banana leaves. We had a crazy night in Tasmania dancing in a familiy house garden.
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Been places. Done things.

Interests

Besides what was stated briefly before, I marvel at art, love crunchy peanutbutter and take comfort in the number 42.
More practically I prefer Gin over Vodka and a crisp pint over a posh cocktail.

• arts
• documentaries
• dancing
• cooking
• cocktails
• gardening
• origami
• scuba diving
• hang gliding
• tennis

Music, Movies, and Books

Fight Club, James Bond Part 1 til 1.000.000, Memento, DISNEY

Peppers, The Kinks, Johnny Cash, Hudson Taylor, Dave Echo, Ben Howard <3

Kafkas Process, The Elegance of the Hedgehog, Hamlet