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Overview

  • 122 references 94 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, German, Swedish; learning Spanish
  • 31, Male
  • Member since 2010
  • lollygagging, woolgathering, moonlighting, hijinking
  • fuck the system!
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About Me

I TAKE LAST MINUTE REQUESTS! (in fact, I prefer them)

send me a text message if it's urgent: +46764271340 (this number is still up to date as of September 2020)

I reply within 24h. If you text me, then probably within 30min.

I am a library assistant and university student (eternal). But what I really am, that's for you to find out ;-)

Here are two poems of my favourite Swedish poet, Bruno K. Öijer, because why not? :p

"strawberries in my mouth
silverbeads in your heart
but weep not, weep not
we are many who wanna flee tonight"

"revenge" by Bruno K. Öijer

revenge

I love you
as long as you don't
speak clearly

the sign they throw
at your feet
says: "society"
but that's only the name
of another madhouse. Help
an invalid

away from there
and he sends you
a bill the day after

the food they wheel
forward on waggons of steel
is called: "your reward"
but it is a bowl of
jacket crowns. If
you want to live
you have to starve
if you want to live
you have to take revenge on life!

and the cross they whip
your face with
sings "Silent Night"
but it is only a heap
of revolvers that have been melted down

aaaaah, I have
been around
everywhere you lived
to pick up
your nightmares
from the gutter. I have
squeezed them
to a round Magnet
in my fist

it rips off the nails
of every house
I walk past
and the buildings
collapse
in time with your eye lids

I am super crazy, never have sex and am very fun to be around.

(I wrote this so that if you search with keywords "crazy, sex, fun" my profile will show up :D)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

BECAUSE I have a room I can share to help other people, in order to support a money free alternative for poor people to travel. AND because I like to share. It is a value in itself. ALSO when I travel myself I appreciate to be hosted by interesting friendly people who offer me shelter.

I think it is incredibly important to be willing to help your fellow human beings and also other species on this planet or beyond if there may be.

I do appreciate to meet other people and to connect in various ways. I love to get a different view of the world through s.o. else's perspective.

Love having a good life!

Interests

feelings, identity, life, individuals
languages, nature, experiences, exploring, development, insights, thoughts, meaning, friendship, end of the world, communication, cliché, etc pp
hitchhiking, alternative lifestyles, Orwells reality, streetart, abandoned buildings, human rights, inequality, justice, science, morals, coping with progress, rejecting progress, dumpsterdiving, helping, outdoor activities, feeling alive, being alive, psychological disorders, FFF, youporn, ...

I dont eat I dont sleep.

"the good thing about science is that it prevents people from thinking."

living without money.

Life is now. (memo to myself and YOU)

I value friendship a lot. It is something that is ridiculously rare.
Why is it so hard to find good friends?

FUCK THE POLICE!

Music, Movies, and Books

Odesza, Lane 8, Rüfüs du sol, the blaze, French 79, tendertwin, mgmt, grimes, college, ratatat, desire, the knife, fever ray, einstuerzende neubauten, DAF, röyksopp, Kraftwerk, the xx, Antony and the Johnsons, Honey is Cool, Xavier Naidoo, Beach House, the lively ones, die Ärzte, Lady Gaga, the Raveonettes, etc, Tami T, Little Dragon, Kraftklub, Antilopengang, Nmz, Manu Chao, DAT ADAM, Flume,

Hermann Hesse, Wolfgang Goethe, Franz Kafka!, Hjalmar Söderberg!, Göran Tunström, BRUNO K. ր“IJER!, Georg Buechner, Max Frisch, Friedrich Schiller!, George Orwell, Oscar Wilde, Cortázar, Marquez

etcAll Tarantinos, Coen brothers, Miyazaki, Amores Perros, Breaking Bad, the end of the fucking world, Afterlife, friends from college, easy, black mirror, better call saul, who is america, all Sacha Baron Cohen stuff, LOUIS CK, die Anstalt, Gösta, heja björn, karatefylla, malcolm in the middle!, Rick and Morty, homeland, jerks, heute show, Dr House, Southpark, Melancholia, Good Food Bad Food, Plastic Planet, the Godfather, Desperados, Leon, Mr Bean, into the wild, scarface, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Loriot, Ulmen/mein neuer Freund, en cellsam historia, Es war einmal das Leben, das Leben ist schön, Halber Mensch, Claude, etc
die Götter müssen verrückt sein, idiocrasy, Männertrip,
V wie Vendetta, Ali G Show, Borat, Hell on Wheels, Mad Men, Biutiful, die fabelhafte Welt der Amelie, Malcolm in the Middle, Spiel mir das Lied vom Tod, Bud Spencer und Terence Hill, Drive, Amelie, City of God, Whore's Glory, the green wave, blue valentine, Ryan Gosling!, Swedish movie about human trafficking, Suits, heute show

trews with Russell Brand, interviews with Christopher Hitchens, Sasha Baron Cohen, Stephen Colbert, Ryan Gosling, Michael Jackson, Richard Dawkins, Andrew Weiner

Shoutout to all the lives lost in suicide who were never acknowledged and all the unknown geniuses who suffer in silence and everyday heroes who are just normal people.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

BEING ALIVE.

lots of things ...

I cherish memories of hiking in the Scandinavian highlands, feeling primeval and animalistic, grounded and exhausted, etc etc. pushing it to the limit and beyond.

I enjoy peeking at the moon every now and then. It's a fleeting sensation, but it's a good one, esp when I grab sth from the supermarket.

I also really like abandoned buildings. Eerie and desolate.

took the car from Kiel to Pecs to meet a girl I've barely met before whom I've been writing for and was desperately in love with (It was a fail though. Life has its regrets.)

been in a relationship with Maja Nieragden (Maja! If you're reading this, yes, I did mention you in my profile you fucking stalker! Feel honoured will you ;-))

Broke in to a National Park in Croatia twice to avoid entrance fee.Ate other people's waste because I had no money left. Hiked 80 kilometers in the Swedish fjäll walking cross country.Almost froze to death in Swedish Fjäll because a storm surprised me and I lost orientation, it became freezing cold and I was wet all over, etc. I was saved the next day by better weather and a safety hut ;-)Slept in regional trains because I had no place to stay for the night.Cycled 100s of kilometers in various trips.most amazing thing I've seen was the Swedish Fjäll at Vålådalen, and the Krka National Park in Croatia and many more...

hitchhiking over 20000km in Europe, Turkey, North America, Central America and Australia. countless adventures.

Every day I experience fantastic stuff. Most of the time I am not able to value that. But once in a while, I lift my head and look straight into the universe and it's just "wow" or I notice someone, who really amazes me, or I have a really fantastic insight, etc. Every little thing or non thing has the potential to be absolutely fantastic and fascinating. It's up to you to become conscious of it. That is, conscious of the world around you, and of the fact that you are a part of it. And conscious of the fantasy about yourself and the possibilities you have.

Go out and live!

Teach, Learn, Share

I know Swedish. I can talk about literature and philosophy. I like to go for walks.
I am interested in: alternative lifestyles, handcraft, wisdom, secret society, ecological farming, saving the world, philosophy, indie music, personal development, human nature, self realisation, bla bla, intellectual conversations
learning how to cope with the gloomy outlook for our future.
learning how to deal with disappointment, resignation and helplessness.
share moments of happiness. share moments of sadness. share moments of gravity.
learning how to be a real human being.

I can teach you something about Swedish meadow herbs, like what filipendula ulmaria (against headache) looks like or Swedish grass like anthoxanthum odoratum, which smells really nice and tastes like cola.

I would even be willing to teach you some basic chemistry if you are interested in that.

And I wouldn't mind talking about various topics in biology.

Teaching is immensely hard.

What I Can Share with Hosts

politeness and genuine interest. Sometimes even a few munchies.

And most precious of all: TIME! (2min of my time are worth about 40kr as of 2020 :p)

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Estonia, Finland, France, Guatemala, Hungary, Italy, Latvia, Mexico, Moldova, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Norway, Panama, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Turkey, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Austria, Costa Rica, Germany, Sweden, United Kingdom, United States

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