CURRENT MISSION

Cleansing.

ABOUT ME

This summer, boredom has a name. And it's (not) coming to your houses.
Be very afraid anyway.

From the creators of "Warhol's 'Sleep' Revisited & Enhanced", "Random 5 Sessions of Your National Parliament in Slow Motion", this description and "Dead Poets Society":

HAIRY & SCARY - THE SAGA

A touching story of a guy who didn't like clowns, cos they scared the shit out of him, man. Also something about roast beef and plungers. No ticket refund.

"I fell asleep and someone stole my wallet." [The Boston Globe]
"Whoever finds this note, please tell my wife I always loved her and I want her to move on. I'm sorry." [your local grocery gazette]
"I like turtles." [Zombie Kid Weekly]

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Clearly not fit to be a couchsurfer, I still welcome other people to sleep at my flat. See the couch section for details. Contrary to appearances, I shower. Also, my flatmates are nice & communicative, so there's hope after all.

And by the way, a reminder to all people hailing from the so-called West:
I'm Polish - I'm as cool as you'll let me.

PHILOSOPHY

Everything's worse than it seems.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Hosted six times, been hosted twice. No complaints from my guests, but they were usually drunk.

Music, Movies, and Books

Music:
The kinds that go ba-dum-dum-tss. Or the other ones. Or Einstürzende Neubauten.

Movies:
Everything gray and psychically exhausting. Absurd/dumb as fuck is also acceptable.

Books:
See "movies". Or the kinds that go ba-dum-dum-tss.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Walked the dinosaur.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Czech Republic, France, Hungary, Morocco, Netherlands, Serbia, Slovakia, Sweden, Tunisia, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Algeria, Poland

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