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Pedro Peligroso

Salamanca, Castile and Leon, Spain

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Overview

  • 11 Positive References
  • Fluent in English, Spanish
  • 26, Male
  • Member since 2012
  • No occupation listed
  • No education listed
  • From United Kingdom/ El Reino Unido
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Classified, but it involves dancing monkey ninjas.

ABOUT ME

(ESPAÑOL ABAJO)

In 2012 I was co-winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, due largely to the committee's ignorance of my occasional massacres of the Spanish Grammar. (Such is the problem when you give a prize to 500 million EU citizens without doing proper background checks.) Anyway, just think how cool it would be to have a Nobel Prizewinner surfing on your couch.

In my spare moments, when not solving international crises (strangely it doesn't seem to take up much of my time), I put pins in a map for every country I've visited, read fiction, follow current affairs, write short stories, try to avoid working and sleep... hopefully on your couch if I've just sent you a request!

EN EL AÑO 2012 GANÉ DE FORMA CONJUNTA EL PREMIO NOBEL DE LA PAZ PORQUE EL COMITÉ NO SABÍA QUE, DE RATO A RATO, YO MATO AL SUBJUNTIVO. (ESTE ES EL PROBLEMA CUANDO SE DA UN PREMIO A 500 MILLÓNES DE CIUDADANOS EUROPEOS SIN COMPROBAR SUS ANTECEDENTES). DE TODOS MODOS, HOMBRE, ¿QUE CHEVERE SERÍA ALOJAR A UN GANADOR DEL PREMIO NOBEL EN TU SOFA! SÍ, YO LO SÉ. ¡PRESTAME TU SOFA, POR FA’!

DURANTE MI TIEMPO LIBRE CUANDO NO ESTOY RESOLVIENDO CRISIS INTERNACIONALES (POR RARO QUE PAREZCA NO OCUPA MUCHO DE MI VIDA), PONGO CHINCHETAS EN UN MAPA POR CADA PAIS QUE CONOZCO, LEO MUCHO – FICCIÓN Y NOTICIAS, ESCRIBO RELATOS, INTENTO NO TRABAJAR, Y DUERMO... CON SUERTE EN TU SOFA SI YA TE HÉ ENVIADO UNA SOLICITUD DE COUCH!

PHILOSOPHY

Ah but does this section really exist?

¿Pues, existe esta sección?

Why I'm on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Hosting in Hong Kong, socialising in Salamanca, surfing in your city soon; hopefully.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

(ESPAÑOL ABAJO) See "Selection policy", left. Here is an example of a poem two of our couchsurfers sent us. Their employer, Mr Chen, had sent them to Hong Kong with incorrect visa documents so they had to stay longer than expected.

There once was a man called Mr Chen
Who had less brains than a hen
He sent us to Hong Kong
But the information was wrong
So now we are in need of a den.

You will note how the mergence of heavy aspirants consonance (line 2/3) with aggressively plosive Whitmanesque assonance in "wrong"

Interests

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One Amazing Thing I've Done

Dancing on the bartop in clubs for gringos in Cusco.

APPRENDER HABLAR ESPANOL SIN PERDER MI ACENTO GRINGO.

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