CURRENT MISSION

To prove conclusively there are no elves

OK about ME now:

I'm happy just to be alive. I never married, can't hold a job and have eschewed people for cats. I am defined by things I've never done-rode a rollercoaster, played sports, shopped at a walmart, drank a coke, made confirmation or attained any goals or resolutions. I killed a man in RENO just to watch him die. I never lost in court and love the couchsurfing PEOPLES!

Come! Enjoy the magnificent accomadations!

Whats mine is yours. The music is on 24/7 so i don't have to hear the voices in my head. I live a commercial free life. There will always be music in the house but i keep it down so u can sleep- but don't BE like that- this is free, i don't ask for or accept money, just U be U and let me be me and everything will go along swimmingly.

Please no DRUNKS- Stoners OK but please i can't stand mindless oblivion!

Sorry i don't kill everything that moves. My house is as clean as it's gonna be - I'm not your mother and i don't use fucking BLEACH!!

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Why I’m on Couchsurfing

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I own a house and prefer the starts and fits of fellow travellers to the thought of establishing any relationship with the locals. I like surfers cuz they LEAVE (!!)

Did u know? I was one of the first people ON this site. I'm HERE 2 Help but please handle me with care and a proper amount of curiosity- take care of your own internet and be reliable and independent.

I've travelled the world and YOUR country several times. I took LINGUISTICS with Noam Chomsky back at MIT so i t i know how to trigger people of many different languages

I am here to service people who travel for FREE, which was the main design of the original CS- 2 B part of the money free economy. People forget that.

Interests

I love the world. I play ROCK on the radio- I mix the hits of the 50's and 60's with todays modern 'Demi Monde.'I can draw a map of the world w/o looking. I am excited about entering the 6th great mass exctinction. No road rage. No shopping. no Sports no Disco! Buy nothing for christmas and hope for the gift of nothing in return.

6 cats - i'm not a crazy cat lady it's just we go on long CATWALKS at night and sometimes i come home with more cats than we left with

Sparky (18) Lady Barrinknya, The Puphter, Diablo the black cat, Shin- Z the chinese cat and Illyitch the new cat - plus we are visited at night by 4 racoons and a couple possums

• cats
• cooking
• indian food
• partying
• gardening
• music
• teaching
• history
• languages
• communism
• german movies
• doo wop
• naked pool parties

Music, Movies, and Books

Leonard Cohen Frank Zappa, The Stranglers, Jaques Brel, Einsterzende Nuebaton, songs from 1963 B4 the Beatles came by and ruined everyting and Tuxedomoon, LOTS of Tux moon!
I got lotsa books here too. I just read "Going Clear" and "Sapiens." have read hundreds of books about WWII and often walk around listening to AUDIBLE. U name it, i read it. HECK, i probably WROTE it!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Remember the great east coast blackout of 1966? That was me making toast~

Teach, Learn, Share

i tutor English to Russian people. I eat all my own food. I'm awash in History and can solve your problems without making you "keep coming back!" I was a famous Hollywood Extra movie celebrity. I am almost completely off the MONEY GRID. I need to learn how to plant a garden and get this house SOLAR. I have a car now if u need a ride

What I Can Share with Hosts

The holy host blood of the lamb.

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Canada, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Kenya, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Puerto Rico, Russian Federation, Spain

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Italy, Spain, United States

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