CURRENT MISSION

Elliminate global warming.

ABOUT ME

While I'm not working:
Mostly hanging out trying to find something useful to do.
Trying to engage in social contact.oo and i do lots of shopping at Albert Heijn(best supermarket ever) and puzzling!

PHILOSOPHY

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

Warum ich bei Couchsurfing bin

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I attend a Dutch-learning group that is arranged via CS, and try to teach some Dutch to others.
My room is too small for a couch, sorry.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

This one time, I saw some people which MIGHT be couchsurfers, it was so exciting!!!

Interessen

Knitting,sewing,cooking,cleaning and kidding.

• cooking
• running
• shopping
• juggling
• knitting
• emergency services
• logic

Musik, Filme und Bücher

Southpark, the Office, Dexter, Spartacus, Prison Break. Lost(unfortunately), Battlestar Galactica, Firefly.

All kinds of music.

Some kind of books.

Eine tolle Erfahrung, die ich gemacht habe

This one time, I went out to the park, it was a nice and sunny day.
But suddenly, a deer jumped out of the bushes. He was shot, shot by an officer on duty.
Actually he was shot in the head, from the back of his head, to the front of his face, the view was horrible.
And actually he didn't jump out of the bushes, he was kinda thrown out of the bushes, by an elephant.
This elephant was holding a gun in his trunk and he was wearing a little police hat.
"STEP AWAY FROM THE DEER, SIR!" he shouted, and moved promptly towards me.
"This is no place for little monkeys, get out now, or I'll have to call the giraffes.", he shouted.
Of course I didn't want to encounter the giraffes, the fucking giraffes, never, never again.
But it was too late, loudly shouting, spitting and peeing while running, four giraffes came at me.
I tried to defend myself by throwing loads of fresh poo at them. It was hopeless, they seemed to like it, just like me.
Now they were all around me, filthy with spit, still peeing all over the place and smelling like horrible monkey poo. I didn't know what to do. But then I had an idea!
Quickly I tried digging a hole, just big enough for myself to fit in.
I kept digging and digging, but they pushed their long necks into the hole, trying to bite and lick me.
As fast as I could I closed the tunnel behind me, with earth and poo that I dug in front of me.
It worked, I was safe!
I kept on digging like this, until the moment I realized there was no logic in this.
How could I survive in this small chamber with no air supply?!
Just at that moment, I died because of lack of oxygen.
A horrible, nasty, untasteful and extremely stupid death, so sad..., so sad.

Lehren, lernen, teilen

I can teach you how to juggle, in return I want to learn how to make a million dollars in just 2 hours!

Länder, die ich besucht habe

United States

Länder, in denen ich gelebt habe

Netherlands