CURRENT MISSION

Implement a worldwide dance party. Encapsulate minimalism (exception: words and passion). Climb a shit ton of rocks.

ABOUT ME

I enjoy the active and intellectual; those who have the gumption to discover freshness and learn; obsolete words.

I like maintaining physical prowess. The idea of ninja kicking some random assassin is attractive to me. I'm not a violent person in normal interactions: please do not misconstrue my odd fantasy as indicative of your future, were you to so graciously host me.

I love eating and cooking. I make weird noises doing the former, and sing when I do the latter.

I eat a lot of food from the garbage. Check it out: @ranaeskee

And I love pooping. A good poop is hard to beat.

PHILOSOPHY

. . . to be written at a later time, and deleted at a later time than that one.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I will HAPPILY: cook, play yoga, eat strange foods, drink coffee or tea, share stories, amble through your delightful countryside, with or without your dog that needs walking. I'm down for a balance of adventure and relaxation, or either. I can be entertained with a ball of yarn (but would prefer a book).

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

See below.

Interests

a light buzz, a heavier rain, aimlessness, a surprising intention, re-learning something, unsettling people by popping out of a dumpster wearing lipstick, dream interpretation and bogus analysis, awkward silences or conversations, my outdated okcupid profile, using too many words.

• arts
• dancing
• dining
• cooking
• chocolate
• wine
• red wine
• desserts
• yoga
• walking
• drinking
• gardening
• dumpster diving
• minimalism
• scuba diving

Music, Movies, and Books

James Blake, Kaytranada, The Knife/Fever Ray, Fleet Foxes, Sufjan Stevens, 2-Chainz, Kendric Lamar, the Shins, Grizzly Bear, Bon Iver. Anything a devout hipster listens to, including the most gangster of hip-hop tracks (the type that simultaneously worships and rebukes vaginas).

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I live in a van and lots of people think that's cool. Not my parents.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Snacks and chats.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Cambodia, Canada, France, Germany, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Laos, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, Spain, Switzerland, Thailand, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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